Get Off My Page
Public Announcement (challenge poem)
Facebook Announcement Assistance for All Account Holders
from META
So many like to comment on posts
Which makes many feel like burnt toast
Would you rather reply, or ghost?
Polite replies are misunderstood
It is better to clap back, yes, be rude
Let the intruder know how you feel,
tell them to shove off and let them squeal
It’s ok, don’t worry yourself silly
They jumped on your page, trying to bully
Now it is your turn to give them a nudge
off your posts; they can go back to their sludge
of a life and stop trying to live on your Facebook page
Or you can simply unfriend them to assuage your rage
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Comments (12)
Exactly.
Haha! So true
Love this, great job!!!
Great take on dumpster Facebook, Andi. Its value as a social network is diminishing every day. It's nothing but ads and AI drab now.
The very reason I do not partake heavily on any social media. Well said
Creative announcement! So much fun reading it!
Great announcement for the challenge. Some helpful info too!💖💕💗
Lovely rhyming entry for the challenge… I’m barely on Facebook… this doesn’t sound fun.😬
Some great advice in your challenge piece
Enjoyed the playful rhymes and clear message about protecting your space.
The world of social interaction does it do more harm than good? Nice piece, Andrea.
These people have wayyyy too much time on their hands. So annoying!