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Old Roger, The Soap Dodger

Limerick resharing for Matthew Fromm's Challenge!

By Paul StewartPublished 12 months ago Updated 12 months ago 1 min read
Old Roger

There once was a monkey called Old Roger

Known as Old Roger, the soap dodger

Who had an awful funk

Directly from his junk

So he couldn't find a room as a lodger

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Author's Notes: Don't worry...limerick for now. Have more ferocious and fiery stuff coming, but this was just too stupid to not share. Hope you enjoyed it.

This has been republished to enter Matthew Fromm's limerick thing which you can find out about here, hurry though as he stops taking entries on Sunday or Saturday, read the post basically.

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Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

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  • Stephanie Hoogstad5 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious, and the accompanying image is so gross that it complements the limerick perfectly!

  • Hahahahahahahahaha I forgot about this one! Still hilarious!

  • One of the few benefits of having lost my sense of smell following two sinus surgeries. Of course, if Roger is sufficiently pungent it might still make its way around to my taste buds.

  • Mark Graham12 months ago

    Disgustingly funny. Good job.

  • Caroline Craven12 months ago

    Ewwww! Gross, but hilarious!

  • Mother Combs12 months ago

    There's crap growing out of his junk ROFL !! Too good!!

  • Caroline Jane12 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣🙈

  • Judey Kalchik 12 months ago

    I KNOW I read this before!

  • Disgustingly good

  • Bren12 months ago

    that's disgusting! keep up the good work! 😁

  • Oof. I wouldn't want him around either.

  • Sara Wilson2 years ago

    Yeah 10/10 would not want him around 😂

  • Grz Colm2 years ago

    Aw poor Roger!! Loved your Limerick! 👍 🙊

  • Grz Colm2 years ago

    Um haven’t even read it yet but that picture is a bit terrifying!! 😅😂 Now I just saw Dharrsheena’s comment so now can’t wait to read it lol

  • Ewwwwwww, that was soooo grossss!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Hahahahahahahaha

  • John Cox2 years ago

    Wow! I thought I had poor impulse control. I like potty humor as much as the next guy, but how am I ever going to unsee that pic? 😳

  • Mark Graham2 years ago

    Totally agree quite disgusting and perfect for toilet reading.

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Jesus H Christ. That was disgusting, and hilarious. Well done,.you loonie.

  • Rachel Deeming2 years ago

    Eek!

  • D. J. Reddall2 years ago

    Sterling simian silliness!

  • Lana V Lynx2 years ago

    Haha, so funny and silly indeed.

  • D.K. Shepard2 years ago

    Haha! Clever rhyming and hilarious subject matter! Never have been able to string a limerick together. Well done, Paul!

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