Out My Ass

Highkoo

By Tom BakerPublished about a month ago • 1 min read

Out my ass it goes,

the shit magnet twirls inside—

like a lawn mower.

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Tom Baker

Author of Haunted Indianapolis, Indiana Ghost Folklore, Midwest Maniacs, Midwest UFOs and Beyond, Scary Urban Legends, 50 Famous Fables and Folk Tales, and Notorious Crimes of the Upper Midwest.: http://tombakerbooks.weebly.com

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Gregory Payton15 days ago
Excellent - Well Done!!
Harper Lewisabout a month ago
Irreverent. Love.
Paul Stewartabout a month ago
Pmsl. Brilliant.

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