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Strippers

more dark humour satire set to the Flipper theme tune

By BrenPublished 3 years ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read

i

everyone knows

- you can't get it for free

but nobody ever

- said that to me

i cruise red light districts

- all night and all day

looking for pleasure

- looking for prey

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strang - a - ling strippers strippers strippers

it's very exciting

to feel my hands tightening

a - round their necks

strang - a - ling strippers strippers strippers

and dumping their bodies

it's one of my hobbies

so - special to me

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i find them at strip bars

- i find them at raves

i leave their remains

- in shallow bush graves

i choke them for pleasure

- i choke them for fun

and i have done it this way

- since the cops took my gun

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i dump them in ditches

- i dump them in parks

i get hard from looking

- at fresh ligature marks

i get all my jollies

- at the moment of death

and i mess up my pants

- as they draw their last breath

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About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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