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Hard Times
Introduction This is for Harper Lewis's "Take Off Your Prose" Challenge that you can check here: Hard Times ♨️💦🌲💦♨️ You Make Things So Hard For Me You Give Me Morning Wood, See But It Is Sticky And Wet The Log Fire Remains Unlit So It Looks Like We'll Both Freeze ♨️💦🌲💦♨️
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 10 days ago in Poets
Man "Equals" To "His" Own Image, Yeah Right - Left?
I'm seeing him, this person right here, wearing an "African" chain - does that mean he needs his biological mane!? The line that draws the circle to "power" and "reality"!?
By 365poetry11 days ago in Poets
"Indecom" - I Am Not Understanding, I Am NOT!
I am summarising "HOW" I cannot understand EVERY BRAIN, seriously: The "GOVERNMENT" says report issues to them - here is my problem!
By 365poetry11 days ago in Poets
SYSTEM UPDATE REQUIRED
This is an official system notice. Attention all users, operators, and administrators. A critical update is now required for continued operation.
By Sound and Spirit11 days ago in Poets
No One is Safe
PUBLIC ALERT! It has been reported that there is a large, male ginger currently breaking into houses on the Upper East Side. He last frequented midtown where he made himself at home and created chaos in several homes.
By Mary Haynes11 days ago in Poets
The Sky Might Be Falling
Attention: The sky might be falling. Please remain indoors. Take shelter underground, if possible, and lock all windows and doors.
By Madison "Maddy" Newton11 days ago in Poets
Racepoint Beach
At Racepoint Beach we hope that you enjoy the sun and sand A few things you must keep in mind, a few small points to note You'll see there is no lifeguard here; perhaps you'll think this odd
By Paul A. Merkley11 days ago in Poets
MANDATORY EVACUATION ORDER
This is an official evacuation notice. Attention all remaining occupants. The area you are currently in is no longer safe.
By Sound and Spirit11 days ago in Poets
PRODUCT RECALL NOTICE
This is an official recall announcement. Attention consumers, operators, and long-term users. A widely distributed safety device has been identified as defective.
By Sound and Spirit11 days ago in Poets
What Comfort Zone?
**** I'm a poet who likes to be flirty but Harper said I should keep it dirty So, I gave the best that I got and wrapped my hand round his cock
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden11 days ago in Poets
SEVERE WEATHER ALERT
This is an official weather advisory. Attention residents within the affected area. Conditions are changing faster than anticipated.
By Sound and Spirit11 days ago in Poets
EMERGENCY WATER ADVISORY
This is an official notice. Attention residents, visitors, and temporary occupants. The municipal water supply is no longer safe for consumption.
By Sound and Spirit11 days ago in Poets