Limerick
A Convert Me? No, I’ll Convert You!
This meme brought back some memories for me. A long time ago in a galaxy far away, I attended a college in the Bible Belt. We would, on occasion, be visited by fundamentalist Christian missionaries. My Christian roommates assigned me, their Jewish roommate, the task of sending them away. I would answer the door wearing a Star of David necklace, a yarmulka and boxer shorts with my kitchen shears in my hand. I would educate them about the Jewish ritual of a bris and offer to show them that I was circumcised. Then I’d show them the kitchen shears and offer to convert them to Judaism on the spot They’d leave and not come back.
By Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guyabout a year ago in Poets
Passion
She has a grip on me That most can’t see The stranglehold of ecstasy Thank you for reading my work. If you enjoyed this story, there’s more below. Please hit the like and subscribe button, you can follow me on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @AtomicHistorian. To help me create more content, leave a tip or become a pledged subscriber. I also make stickers, t-shirts, etc here.
By Atomic Historianabout a year ago in Poets








