The Beelzebub

Hello, I’m the devil and I have a spa

And our hot springs are second to none

Your stay’s all-inclusive with one fatal flaw

Once you check in your stay’s never done

I’m not just your travel guide, I am your host

There’s a gift bag when you’re checking in

We welcome all sinners, you liars the most

There’s a discount when you mention, “Sin”

I give Mani Pedi’s if you so desire

I won’t charge you an arm or a leg

A smokin hot deal that the kids say is, “fire”

It’s a fetish, so don’t make me beg

If you prefer swimming we have a big lake

Tho it’s said that the water’s too hot

Gnashing their teeth all while smelling like steak

People try to get out but cannot

So drink lots of fluids and bing lots of ice

Cos our time shares are hot, to be clear

Don’t need any credit, your sin will suffice

We’re eternally grateful you’re here