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By Lightning Bolt ⚡Published about a year ago Updated 9 months ago 1 min read
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Procrastination

I'll do the dishes later

Later never comes

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______________ Bolt

Original story☝️ by ©️William Markly O'Neal II, 2024 - All rights reserved ⚡

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  • 365poetry11 months ago

    Lol... great work! The dishes never gets the time that it deserves...SMH

  • Mariann Carrollabout a year ago

    At least you are honest about it

  • Kodahabout a year ago

    You said it, Bill!! 🤣💌

  • Sid Aaron Hirjiabout a year ago

    procrastinating is a flaw of mine too

  • Tiffany Gordonabout a year ago

    Me & procrastination go together real bad! 🤣 Lol Excellent work my friend! 🥰

  • My anxiety never lets me procrastinate, lol

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