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Ungrouded Plug

Receptacle Rejection

By Dana CrandellPublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
Ungrouded Plug
Photo by Clint Patterson on Unsplash

Not today, two-legs!

No joy without protection.

Where is your ground, sir?

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So, I saw Matthew's challenge and chose the first mundane object I saw, did an image search, and there it was. This one practically wrote itself.

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Dana Crandell

Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.

Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist

My poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity

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  • Lamar Wiggins2 years ago

    Lol… Access denied! Good one, Dana!

  • Novel Allen2 years ago

    Are you sure you are talking about a plug. Two legs---joy...and grounded. My mind is going elsewhere. Oh deah......

  • D.K. Shepard2 years ago

    Love the questioning line at the end! Well done!

  • Shirley Belk2 years ago

    This is great

  • Christy Munson2 years ago

    Funny!

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    oops. lol

  • The importance of a third wheel, lol. Loved your poem!

  • Lana V Lynx2 years ago

    Omg, so clever!

  • Hahaha. “You shall not pass”

  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    Lol! Brilliant entry, sir! very funny and perfect image!

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