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My Million Dollar Hand Job.
First, for all you perverts out there, this is not what you think so keep moving. Come to think of it, I did pinch a little girl’s butt and that is what started this whole fiasco, so I guess you can stay. See, it all started in seventh grade when I got in trouble for pinching a little girls big butt. As a grown up, I now know it was wrong and a sexist thing to do and I highly discourage all activities like this or similar. As a kid, I thought it was a sign of affection. I was wrong. The girl told the teacher and I was quickly reprimanded. I apologize and all was forgiven. After learning from my mistake, I deducted that it wasn’t a good thing to do. See, I can learn. Weeks later, during a heated argument in math class, between Elsie and Tera, their names have been changed to protect the innocent, and I about some trivial math problem, I told them, “Everybody knows that women can’t do math”. I got angry and pinched Elsie’s butt. I knew it was a bad thing so I immediately ran towards the classroom exit. Elsie turned to Tera and said, “Let’s get him”, and they both began to chase me out the door. Me, being an after school athlete, quickly sprinted out the door and down the large hallway leading to the cafeteria. Not wanting to run through the cafeteria because it might slow me down, I decided to exit the side door to the courtyard. As I approached the door my right hand aimed for the metal piece on the door but it missed it and hit one of the six segmental windows. The glass shattered and I immediately pulled my hand back. What I saw looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator, when he pulled the skin off his hand. Instead of metal, I saw bones. My hand had exploded. I stood in shock looking at my hand. By this time, Elsie and Tera had caught up to me. I turned to them for help, I guess, but they immediately started running and screaming in terror. I shouldn’t said that sexist women joke. Is God a woman? Hmmm. Anyway, I turned towards the cafeteria, the nurse’s office was just on the other side, and started slowly walking. I keep repeating, in a low tone voice while holding my wrist with my left hand, emergency.
By Robby Robb Lewis2 years ago in Writers
'Ukraine contribution' found in Moscow fear assault
Russian examiners have tracked down proof of Ukraine's "association" with late psychological oppressor assaults in Russia, including the fear-monger assault on Moscow's Crocus City Corridor. It has required the acquiescence of anybody associated with psychological warfare, especially the top of Ukraine's knowledge administration, Vasiliy Malyuk.
By Anis Ahmed Siddeque2 years ago in Writers
"Ladakh Protest: Unraveling Sonam Wangchuk's 'Fast Unto Death' Demands and the Significance of the Sixth Schedule". Content Warning.
The streets of Leh, the capital of Ladakh, are currently pulsating with a palpable feeling of deception and anger. This emotional turmoil is fueled by the hunger strike of climate activist Sonam Wangchuk, who has been abstaining from food for two weeks. The root cause of this protest lies in the consequences of the repeal of Article 370 in August 2019 and the subsequent enactment of the Jammu and Kashmir Reorganization Act 2019. These legislative changes led to Ladakh being recognized as a separate Union Territory; however, it was done without its own legislature, unlike other Union Territories such as New Delhi and Puducherry.
By Dreamweaver2 years ago in Writers
It Felt Like A Movie. Top Story - April 2024.
Describe a moment in your life that felt like a movie. After a respiratory code, I was placed on a respirator and in an induced coma. When they decided to bring me out of that, it felt like I was being tortured, as my hands were tied and my face was covered with a mask. A man was sitting next to me that I didn't recognize.
By Denise E Lindquist2 years ago in Writers
Deep Space Exploration
Introduction :- Humanity is entering an era of scientific exploration in space thanks to advancements in quantum technology. With the ability to delve into the mysteries of black holes and spacetime, we are on the brink of limitless discoveries in deep space.
By Vivek Kumar2 years ago in Writers
The Dark Romance. Content Warning.
In the clamoring city of Noirville, where shadows hit the dance floor with mysteries and each back street murmured stories of taboo cravings, there carried on with a lady named Elara. She was an enchantress with a heart of ice, dreaded by men and desired by quite a few people.
By BHARANI SAI TEJA D2 years ago in Writers
Gratitude in Life
The dream of spending a happy life cannot be fulfilled without practising gratitude. Gratitude is like a ray of sunshine breaking through the clouds. It is a simple act of expressing appreciation for the good things. It has the power to transform our outlook and bring about positive change in thinking. The benefits of gratitude are abundant and far-reaching, especially for mental health and strengthening relationships.
By Miss Shamim Akhtar2 years ago in Writers
