Joe Patterson
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Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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Hallowfiend
Hallofiend - a person who is addicted to Halloween. Michael is an 11 year old boy known by those around him as the Hallofiend. The people in his life call him this with the belief that he is addicted to Halloween. Whenever the summer ends and Halloween season approaches, Michael just cannot contain himself. Michael himself was in extreme denial about himself until the morning of September 20th when his favorite stores in the area had not yet started putting up their Halloween decorations.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Horrabull
Horrabull - a deep love or infatuation with horror movies. Laurie Prescott had been told from an early age that she was a “Horrabull”. When her parents first called her this she was only five years old. In those younger years she thought nothing of it, but when she became a teenager she started giving it some thought. At first she denied her horrabullity when she first came to understand it, but she also became open to the idea that it might be true when she retraced her social habits.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Ashley-izm
Ashleyizm - the art of being extremely lazy after hanging around my best friend Ashley. So me and my best friend Ashley are Yin and Yang. I’m extremely active and she is extremely lazy. Because we hang together so much our way’s often rub off on one another. In her case she catches “Joe-ism”, which comes from her being around me too much, but never in a million years did I think I’d catch her Ashleyizm.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Shaftized
Shaftized - A euphoric infatuation with the genre of Blaxploitation in film that develops after watching the film Shaft. I was Shaftized as a baby so I really don’t remember how it felt at first, but I do know how it has felt ever since. The story of the 1971 movie Shaft is centered around an African American private detective named John Shaft, portrayed by Richard Roundtree, who was hired by a New York gangster to rescue his daughter from the clutches of the Italian mafia. Along the way Shaft battles the relations of racial and social issues that plague the Black community.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Dewey Lives
April 15, 2013, Woodsboro, California. At the Woodsboro police station, Sheriff Dewey Riley is finishing up some paperwork before ending his night. While putting his belongings away at his desk he looks over at a picture of his wife Gale and gives a light smile and chuckle. Gale is away on her book tour after covering the story of the Woodsboro massacre reboot that took place two years ago. Dewey’s concentration was suddenly broken when deputy Judy Hicks knocks on his office door and peeks her head in to check on Dewey. “Hey Sheriff” she began. “I’m gonna go pick up Wes and then I’m headed home for the night, you good?” “Sure thing, deputy.” Dewey responded. “Have a good night, Judy.” Dewey concluded. As Judy smiled at him and left the station the phone on Dewey’s desk suddenly rang.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Joe-ism
Ashley never thought in a million years that hanging around her best friend and Vocal writer, Joe Patterson would come with consequences. Joe often joked that hanging around him too much would lead to what he referred to as “Joe-ism”. According to Joe himself, Joe-ism is when you unconsciously start mimicking the ways of Joe because you’ve soaked them up so much in his presence. Ashley was sure it wasn’t going to happen to her.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Potatomonomous
”He who over eats the fries will be cursed with their sight before his eyes” - Belgian Potatus. In the 1890’s there was French philosopher named Belgian Potatus who was a French fry historian who dedicated his life to the study of fries. Everyone calls me Potato Joe aka French fry boy because love French fries and I wanna tell you about the time I caught a case of Potatomonomous.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Hazel October
So I’m up on this Friday morning gettin’ ready to start my day, but I’m a little down. It’s the beginning of October and while I have nothing against the tenth month of the year, it still marks the end of my favorite time of year, the summer. I’m gonna miss the cookouts, warm weather, swimming , and clear heated nights among other things. Now I’m walking to the store a couple blocks away to go do some light shopping and I’m starting to notice something. There’s a new energy in the air. Something vibrant, but different than what I felt over the summer. It catches my drift, but then I quickly brush it off and head inside the store, which greeted me with something unexpected.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Icons of Horror: Freddy Krueger
”1…2 Freddy’s coming for you…” That nursery rhyme has sent chills down the spines of countless for nearly 40 years. It’s purpose belongs to Fred “Freddy” Krueger aka the Springwood Slasher from the “A Nightmare on Elm Street” franchise.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Horror
