Humor

Nima and the Human Boy
s an abandoned toddler in the forest. “I really don’t want to do this,” she muttered under her warm breath. Nima didn’t know why her mother insisted she be the one to go collect the offering from the Lake of Sacrifice. It wasn’t her fault her brother decided to be a total idiot and fight a troll when he knew what a little spite from a troll could do to a dragon.
By Nneka Anieze3 years ago in Fiction
Spaghetti Family part 12, all is lost without you
The morning hits me all wrong, and too overexposed and way too bright. Robin is in my arms fast asleep, but I feel that something is going to happen and it is not going to be good.
By Melissa Ingoldsby3 years ago in Fiction
Which witches are witching
Far, far away in the bewitched witching, most scary, bizarre, frightening, startling, disturbing, unnerving, disconcerting, intimidating, chilling and shocking of all the petrified forests, lived the TEN SISTERS OF THE SCALDING CAULDRON. Witches most alarming.
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 44
The king continued , "we were already told by your companion that Sir Visceroy is your groups leader . So I’ll let you answer us Sir Visceroy ." Visceroy blushed a little , then started to reply . We are from the village Green Crest. We we were sent here to find out about the monster and the cave . We were also sent to identify and locate treasure . We had information that this was a sapphire Cave , so we were wondering if we could mine some sapphire in the future as well as bring back some samples . I don’t know if it’s so smart for me to be so transparent , but you seem to be treating us fairly at the moment . I feel that honesty will be the best way to make a first impression .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 43
About 5 minutes passed and then Wade walked in with a few insect warriors . It seemed he woke up ! He was guided to us by the insects . Rose greeted him while we were all still busy eating . “Hi wade ! How are you feeling ? Are you hungry ? Wade gave a small smile and replied shortly “ yes , the fish smells sublime . Oh and I’m fine . Sorry I hope you all are feeling well . Now I’ll be helping myself .” Then he scurried off like an animal aware of their primal desires . Some of the guys started drinking the beer we had been saving for after the battle . Visceroy yelled “ cheers , for we celebrate even in defeat !“ We cheered as everyone laughed .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 42
I must’ve passed out again , because I woke up in a small cave room being treated by Rose . " Where are we ?" I asked her. She replied , " We’re in a small cave room and we are honorary guest of the hosts . I am told once everyone is recovered from the poison that the king and queen want to give us a gift ." A gift I thought ? Right , they were grateful that we took took out the giant cyclops . They called it a monster , I guess they still don’t know what it really was . I mean we still don’t really know what it was . John said the giant was taller than any cyclops he’s ever met back home .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
The Pumpkins on my Roof
I tried to hush my breathing while hiding behind a tree in the dark. Three little pumpkins landed on MY HOUSE! I turned and whispered to my Dad, "When did they get here?" With all seriousness, he said, "They got here right before we got y'all from school. Boy, were they loud gettin on that roof." I hope they're just as excited as I am to see each other again. The pumpkins come every year, and I'm always stunned by how magical they look under the moon. The bright orange glow of their wacky grins mesmerizes me. It seems like they're laughing non-stop and cracking the funniest of jokes.
By M3 years ago in Fiction
A child, a cat, an owl and Dragon
The forest was dark, eerie and foreboding. Light and night cast ominous shadows upon the ground, feeding the imagination with thoughts of witches, faeries and innumerable bands of night crawlers just waiting to pounce upon the unsuspecting and innocent passersby. Fear played and danced betwixt and amidst the many limbs, branches and leaves of the trees. The sky above wore it's most portentous orange glow. Evil eyes glowed in every bush and thicket, as creatures great and small scampered hither and thither, cowering in the undergrowth, peeking curiously at the folly of anyone who dared be out on such an eerie and gloomy night as this.
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 41
Wade was using more tactic than brute force . His style relied more on taking out as many enemies as possible . With each strike , rather than using superior speed as well . Using wide deliberate strikes that took out at least 10 insect warriors at a time . Jumping from cave wall to wall , dealing countless casualties to the enemies . This style also helped with keeping his stamina optimal and showed off his brilliance in battle that was gained from wisdom .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ 40
We didn’t have much time to ponder and think about how to get out of our dire situation . The insect warrior swarms started to rapidly close in , and at a very frightening pace . Rose looked surprisingly more brave than me at this moment . Even after being frozen by fear when we were attacked by the armored snakes . Everyone looked more brave than me , but in that instant seeing their faces gave me the crazy confidence to smile a little bit .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 39
I braced myself to block one of the electric balls of lightning magic flying towards us . I wasn’t sure how they would deal with the one coming from the other side . I had no choice but to what I could . I was going to block from the rear as we were still in formation except for Rose . The ball came and I still felt a little pain at first , as I thought . Without fully testing I never expected the drill to absorb the full blast . Although my drill still did an amazing job and started to suck the electricity out of the attack before I accumulated any damage .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 38
We kept moving at a medium pace without seeing any insect warriors . We finally reached the divide after around 20 mins of marching through the cave . We paused and looked inside of all three of the paths . We then closely peered down them as fast as we could see . After noticing nothing of significance we went down the larger path . What are those insect warriors up to ? I thought inside of my head as we advanced .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction