Humor

The Dargon Incantation
"Never wake a sweeping dargon." "Wait, I'm sorry, can you repeat that last part?" "It says, 'never wake a sweeping dargon'."
By J. Scott Tanner3 years ago in Fiction
Celebrated Courage the Cowardly Dog Characters- Know What Makes This Cowardly Dog Courageous and Special!
Celebrated Courage the Cowardly Dog Characters- Know What Makes This Cowardly Dog Courageous and Special! While most of you might have spent your childhood watching ‘Courage the cowardly dog characters,’ some might not know everything about this pink beagle. According to popular opinion, this show made the kids aware of some scary concepts. And, there is no reason why your kid or you shouldn’t watch it. After all, all the 90’s kids grew up watching this fantastic animated series.
By Abhishek Saini3 years ago in Fiction
600 AD - Session Zero
This series will be following, as best I can recall, the events that took place during a D&D campaign that I very much enjoyed. It has been on hiatus for a while now due to various real-life events that have kept the group from continuing, but we all have a decent amount of hope for the future, and in the meantime I should at least be able to piece together the events that happened so far. In this post I'll be going over the basic layout of information from the start of the campaign, as well as the information regarding the character that I played.
By Bastian Falkenrath3 years ago in Fiction
Spaghetti family part 10, spaghetti party!
I don’t know how we managed to get out of that “lesson” unscathed, but we did. It wasn’t as bad as it usually is, but still scary and I felt uneasy for Robin and Manny.
By Melissa Ingoldsby3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 37
We were to have a small meal before we headed back to the cave . It was an extra relief that our backup brought extra rations . Im also going to send another message . Updating the village on the details of the things that happened up until now . I decided to rush my meal , I also wanted to make a secret weapon against the insect warriors . I went back to my tree and brought out my small set of traveling tools . It’s time to adjust my drill , I activated my powers to enhance my engineering . I decided to adjust my drill to become more of a conductor . I’ll also have to use my engineering gloves while fighting the insect warriors . Since my engineering gloves are shock resistant . I’ll also give it the ability to shoot the electricity flow back at the insects using the sense of electron flow . Wait until John and Bulls Eye see this in action ! I was thinking while working on it .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 36
“Hey , hey hey hey!” I woke up to Bulls Eye and John shaking me . Bulls eye started to talk, “ are you okay ? It looked like you were in the middle of having a nightmare ! I have to say , I’m surprised you’re still having bad dreams at this age . I wonder if it’s all the fighting getting to you “. John added, " yeah I said figure out a plan for the little guys . Not to freak out in fear . " Then they both erupted in laughter .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Spaghetti Family part 9, like honey to a pesky bee
I couldn’t stop crying. It was like the world as I knew it was over. Manny didn’t remember what I was to him, either did Robin. They had some memories just not the most recent ones of us together free in that new community in our new home.
By Melissa Ingoldsby3 years ago in Fiction
The Belchies - Tina
Tina sat at her desk as the evening grew darker, the light from the lamp shined off her black framed glasses as she looked out the window overlooking the ocean. Her mind wandering to her family and friends she hadn't heard from in what felt like a lifetime. After the passing of her father only months after her divorce from Jimmy Jr., Tina felt alone and lost. She purchased a small two-story craftsman home on the beach a few towns away, and dove into her passion of writing 'Dark Romance' novels. To her surprise a local publisher had taken a vast interest in her works, and began publishing them as fast as she could write them, giving her a decent income to live on.
By Neferitiri3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 35
The night was mostly uneventful . I only saw a few dino vultures flying around through the Skys . Going back and forth from the cave . I figured it was the insect warriors doing some scouting looking for us . As long as they didn’t bother us tonight . We wouldn’t be bothering them . I can promise that , I thought . While I only had a simple task to do . I decided that this would be the best time to plan a new strategy for the insect army . After all , John was pretty inspirational . What could I use out of everything that we have , and or everything that we have come across on this adventure so far ?
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 34
After the battle we walked to examine our fallen foe . His skull was bashed in due to the staff of Visceroy's . The giant cyclops was left a bloody mess . I wish we could’ve met on different terms . He would’ve been a great ally. John didn’t seem too happy about our victory . Probably because the battle ended in his death . We also never even had the chance to try and communicate . This giant will just have to be another mystery that we’ll be able to solve another day.
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 33
The giant Cyclops didn’t appreciate the constant jabs to it’s legs . It ran full speed at Visceroy , while blocking the staff with his hand . By the time it reached Visceroy he used his staff to vault back to where the cyclops was . The cyclops reached for the staff and grabbed it. Then Visceroy let go of his staff and it smashed into the ground as if it weighed a million tons . That’s when I remembered him saying that the staff was weightless for him . It must also mean that the staff has unlimited weight when someone tries to hold it .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 32
We could hear angry growls as the monster paced near the entrance . It was probably contemplating on a way to get to us . I was wondering how many more times Visceroy can make his staff that large before getting tired , I thought it was probably be rude to ask a superior something like that in the heat of battle . It really didn’t matter though , if this doesn’t work we’ll have to fight . The chances of us getting away from something that size , while it's tracking our scent is low . Running away isn’t in option . That would at least be suicide to the two slowest people . Especially as extremely agitated it is now .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction