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“The Day My Phone Tried to Ruin My Life”. AI-Generated.
I have always believed that my phone has a personal mission: to embarrass me at the worst possible moments. But I didn’t know how far it was willing to go—until the day it weaponized the words “I LOVE YOU.”
By Muhammad Ayyan 3 months ago in Humor
Never Say No to Panda
Never Say No to Panda is a viral advertising campaign launched in 2010 for Panda Cheese, a processed cheese product manufactured by the Egyptian company Arab Dairy. The series consists of three television commercials set in everyday locations—an office, a hospital, and a supermarket—where a person refuses an offer of Panda Cheese, prompting the sudden appearance of a giant, anthropomorphic panda that proceeds to wreak havoc until the cheese is accepted. Each ad concludes with the tagline "Never Say No to Panda," humorously portraying the mascot as an enforcer of irresistible dairy consumption.
By HearthMen3 months ago in Humor
The Night the Stars Forgot to Shine
Mira had always believed that every journey carried a silent promise—some kept, some broken, and some waiting for the right moment to reveal themselves. She never imagined that her detour through a forgotten town would change the way she understood time, memory, and the invisible threads that connected strangers.
By Abubakar khan 3 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest: Ziggy. Top Story - November 2025.
The Board Meeting “I have one last comment before this meeting adjourns,” Jason Pooper said. “Gloria, the glamorous makeup without your glasses received very low ratings. Put your glasses back on. People want your classic look.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 3 months ago in Humor
⭐ THE NIGHTMARE OF COUNTING STICKS
When I was seven, I started first grade. Back then the world hadn’t gone completely mad yet, and no one expected children to enter school already knowing how to read, write, or add. Don’t get me wrong — I knew a few things; my brother and I grew up in a family of teachers. But no one demanded superpowers from six-year-olds. In those days, we went to school to learn, not to be called “young scholars” from day one.
By Erian Lin Grant3 months ago in Humor
THE TERM “MILD” IS A SLEEPER AGENT
A classified report from the Department of Gastrointestinal Defense... New research has confirmed what millions of Americans have whispered in fear at 2:17 AM, bent over in sweaty anguish, regretting their life choices:
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
December Forgot My Birthday
(Sleigh bell intro with instrumental beat of Chorus.) December, December, oh December why have you forgotten me. I promise I have been a good this year even all the times I didn't want to be. So why? Oh, why me?
By Allyson Kieszkowski3 months ago in Humor
Darren Silverman: A Comic Reminder of Why Friendship Matters More Than Bad Romance. AI-Generated.
When comedy fans look back at the unforgettable humor of the early 2000s, one character consistently rises above the chaos, charm, and absurdity: Darren Silverman. As the emotional centerpiece of Saving Silverman, Darren is the guy whose heart is always in the right place—even when his life spirals wildly out of control. His character blends naïve optimism with endearing awkwardness, making him one of the most relatable romantic disasters ever put on screen.
By Tim Scott3 months ago in Humor
Me vs. Mornings
If mornings were a person, they would be that one friend who always shows up uninvited, too early, too loud, and way too enthusiastic for someone who hasn’t had coffee yet.
By LUNA EDITH3 months ago in Humor
Countryside Jokes: Laughing Your Way Through the Simple Life
The countryside is a place of calm, fresh air, and wide-open spaces—but that doesn’t mean it’s short on humor! From cows and chickens to tractors and mud, the rural life is packed with funny moments just waiting to be turned into jokes.
By JokeJester3 months ago in Humor
TMNT Jokes: Cowabunga Your Way to Laughter
If you grew up in the ‘80s or ‘90s—or even just binge-watched the modern Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) series—you know that these pizza-loving, sewer-dwelling heroes are as funny as they are brave. And while TMNT is famous for epic battles and heroic deeds, it’s the humor scattered throughout their adventures that makes fans smile again and again.
By JokeJester3 months ago in Humor
The “Five-Second Rule” Is Scientifically Valid!
In a stunning revelation that has shocked scientists, parents, and snack enthusiasts alike, researchers at the Institute of Selective Germ Theory have officially confirmed that the “Five-Second Rule” is, in fact, scientifically valid. Provided that one counts extremely quickly and maintains unwavering confidence while doing so.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor