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Interview with the Talented, Innovative, and Funny Mateo Vasquez.
Today’s talk show is with the talented, innovative, and funny Mateo Vasquez. Not only is he in law school to be a lawyer, he is on a Regatta boat team where they do friendly competitions, boat racing, and extremely funny. Mateo goes out rain or shine when he needs to get a job done. All of us in the office can count on him. Today's show we touched a little about Eversource a renewable energy company, and the IRS.
By Cheryl A Nocera 2 years ago in Humor
Tutor Position
Dear ______ Tutors, My name is ______, and (I'm applying for this job because I know a lot about teaching, which means I can be a great tutor. I honestly just need some extra cash because I can barely afford anything! Not even a freaking subway footlong.) I'm a Masters student at ______insert fancy college. I focus on leadership, creative development, post-production, and business models specifically designed for the creative sector. At heart, I'm a screenwriter and teacher who wants to know the business side of the entertainment industry. (Business HA! Apparently, I can't even get my own finances in order.) I would be a great asset to the _______ Tutors team because I value collaboration, creativity, and empathy. (I'm great at trauma bonding with others and forming a tight-knit team of hardworking individuals. I think outside of the box, maybe a little too outside the box. I'm also extremely sensitive.)
By M2 years ago in Humor
Late Night Talk Show Intern. Top Story - August 2023.
Dear Late Night Talk Show People, Oh God, I really want to work here. My name is _______, and I'm seeking internships in entertainment development. (Me tell stories) At heart, I'm a performer, actress, and screenwriter. I'm curious about the business side of the entertainment industry because I one day want to lead the creative department of a film/television production company. (Even though I don't want to be, I'm great in administrative roles, and I force myself to be highly organized.) My collaboration, empathy, and authenticity values make me a great asset to the Late Night Team. I'm a fast learner, like IDK how to prove this other than the fact my high school graduation rank was 9/500...I guess that doesn't really prove anything other than I'm a try-hard. BUT can confidently say that I'm fun and your team would like me.
By M2 years ago in Humor
Rarest of All Moroccan Tree Goats Found
Author's preface: Those who are not familiar with my writings may not know that I have something of an obsession with argan oil. For some reason I find the Moroccan hair and beauty oil to be a source of endless comedic inspiration. So much so that I have published close to twenty stories now over the past three years which use argan oil as the main humorous element and plot point. For examples see here here here here here and here None of my writings are very popular, but my argan oil works rank among my least viewed or commented upon. It appears others do not necessarily find argan oil as hilarious as I do. That's OK and to be expected. I mean seriously, argan oil, wtf? How dumb of a thing is that to find funny? Great question, and yet for reasons I cannot explain, I do. In fact I am smiling and laughing to myself as I write these very words. Sometimes we write for others, and sometimes we write for ourselves. I rest content in the knowledge that someday the world will wake up to the truth. They will all realize what I have known for so long. Argan oil is just so damn funny! lol!
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
The day I met the One Eyed Snake
(TRUS) or Transrectal Ultrasound is a medical procedure, wherein they shove a “small” lubricated probe into the rectum on a “gentle” exploratory mission, checking out the prostate and whatever else is in there.
By Gerald Holmes2 years ago in Humor
The Talking Animal Machine of Wackyville
Once upon a time in the small, quirky town of Wackyville, there lived an eccentric inventor named Professor Fizzlepop. The good professor was renowned for his unusual contraptions and his peculiar sense of humor. One sunny day, he decided to test out his latest invention—a machine that could transform ordinary household objects into talking animals.
By Angela Zeen3 years ago in Humor
8 Funny Short Stories For Adults
If you're looking for a way to get more reading into your life, I highly recommend short stories. They're a great way to escape from the hustle and bustle of everyday life and to lose yourself in a good story.
By Angela Zeen3 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles Part I
Author's preface: By popular demand and because I wanted to get these into Vocal's humor community which is where they belonged all along I will be republishing all 18 articles in my award winning series featuring argan oil, the world’s greatest hair and beauty oil, and Morocco’s trump card in their secret plot to control the worlds dwindling supply of hair oil reserves. If you are reading this you can’t say you were not warned. The series is presented in chronological order (or close enough) for the argan oil chronicles completist. Part I - The early years features some of my earliest forays into the exciting, humorous, and hair frizz free world of argan oil. Thank you country of Morocco for being such a good sport about the whole thing. I do very much admire your country and would love to visit someday. Enjoy!
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
Top amusing things on the web
1. Kim Cattrall discusses hubby Imprint We as a whole realize Kim Cattrall is a messed up symbol, somebody who broadly doesn't have any desire to be in a circumstance for even an hour where she's despising herself. This video is off the wall. It is astonishing. Kim sincerely chatters about her relationship with (presently ex) hubby Imprint Levinson. They scat together. She understands verse and poems, and he plays the upstanding bass. It's Kim's earnestness joined with the recording of their totally un-reluctant jam sesh that makes this satire gold. To cite Kim: "The town never knew such a commotion!"
By Shaon Kibriya 3 years ago in Humor
The Art of Laughter
Title: The Art of Laughter: Exploring Humor and Satire in Today's World Introduction Laughter has long been heralded as a universal language that transcends cultural boundaries and unites people in moments of joy. In the realm of literature and media, humor and satire serve as powerful tools to entertain, inform, and provoke thought. From witty commentary on current events to lighthearted takes on everyday situations, humor, and satire play a significant role in reflecting and shaping our perceptions of the world around us.
By Elieca Mcken3 years ago in Humor
Blue Beetle: A Misadventure in Unfortunate Timing
In a world where superhero movies are as common as pigeons in the park, there emerged a film that dared to be different—well, not exactly. "Blue Beetle" swooped into theaters with all the subtlety of a neon-clad parrot riding a skateboard, and let's just say, it didn't exactly have the best timing. But hold on to your spandex capes, because this is the tale of how a not-so-terrible superhero movie ended up becoming a charming underdog in a world overrun by caped crusaders.
By Mr August3 years ago in Humor
Secret Invasion Unleashed: How Disney Marvel's Latest Misadventure Shook the MCU
In the ever-expanding realm of Disney Marvel, where superheroes and supervillains duke it out for supremacy, we thought we had seen it all – but lo and behold, along came "Secret Invasion." Hold on to your capes, folks, because this new D Plus show has managed to blend bad acting, questionable writing, and some seriously mind-boggling plot twists into a perfect storm of entertainment disaster. If you thought Disney was having a rough year already, they managed to drop this gem right when we needed it most.
By Mr August3 years ago in Humor