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Threads of fate
Two souls who were destined to be linked together by the strands of fate resided in the charming village of Ndio tucked within a beautiful valley. With each stroke of her brush, Jane, a passionate artist with an endless curiosity, brought life to her canvas. In contrast, John was a shy botanist who found comfort in the companionship of plants and the secrets they muttered.
By MOSES @vocal3 years ago in Humor
Brain-Teasing Riddles
Molly, Holly, and Sally are en route to the prom in an elegant limousine when the car suddenly breaks down. Fortunately, the party venue is within walking distance, so the trio decides to proceed on foot. However, an unexpected rain shower starts pouring down. Despite each lady carrying an umbrella, one of them ends up getting wet. Can you deduce who got wet? It's Holly – her skirt is wider than her umbrella's diameter. Eventually, they reach the prom, where their friends exude sophistication and luxury. Leah flaunts pricey designer shoes, Bella carries a Chanel bag, Alice captures selfies with a cutting-edge smartphone, and Kim showcases a glittering diamond necklace. Yet, only one of them is genuinely affluent. Can you identify who that is? Pay attention to the logo on Bella's Chanel bag; it's a counterfeit. Leah's oversized shoes suggest they're borrowed, and Alice's smartphone isn't hers, as it bears Kim's name. Hence, Kim is the true affluent individual. Kim graces the dance floor, where Bobby, Billy, and Kenny invite her to dance. However, one of these men has been bitten by a vampire and is unsafe to dance with. Can you pinpoint the vampire? It's Kenny – he lacks a shadow. As Kim visits the restroom, she discovers all stalls occupied, one housing a robot. Which stall is it? Observe the first lady's feet – her discomfort indicates she's not a robot. The untidy pedicure of the third lady further rules her out, identifying the robot as being in the second stall. Kim is asked by Bella to photograph her. Upon inspection, can you spot three differences between the images? Differences: the bitten apple, Bella's hand, and the background poster. At the party, a fugitive criminal mingles among the guests. Can you identify this individual? The presence of a prison robe beneath his suit is a telltale sign. Subsequently, Bella also falls victim to a vampire's bite. En route to the hospital, they encounter two doctors, one of whom is an impostor. Can you distinguish the imposter? The gloveless woman on the right is the imposter. In the hospital ward, Bella shares a room with three others. Which one is not sick? The woman on the left appears healthy despite her broken arm. Kim returns home, eager for a relaxing bubble bath, only to find her bubble foam used up. She interrogates her family about it. Whose testimony points to the thief? Foam stuck in Dad's beard incriminates him. During a sleepover, Kim discovers a werewolf among her friends. Can you identify the werewolf? The guy with visible claws is the werewolf. Kim realizes her money has been stolen from her stash. What tipped her off? Her book used as a stand for a PlayStation revealed the thief. In another scenario, Kim's father is considering buying a boat from three sellers. Whose story doesn't add up? "Karen" who claims ownership of the boat named "karma" is a liar. Kim visits a hardware store. The cost of one and eleven is $2 and $4 respectively. What is she buying? House numbers, with each digit costing $2. Fluffy, Kim's cat, went missing but is found on a witch's lap. The witch challenges Kim with a riddle about twins born on different years. How are they twins? Emma was born in the year 2003 just before midnight, and Gemma was born in 2004, just after midnight, making them New Year's Eve twins. Kim meets a puzzle-loving guy who uses emojis to represent his name. Decode his name for Kim. The emojis spell out "Theo." Kim and Theo encounter a visual puzzle involving squares. Which square is larger, yellow or green? Despite the optical illusion, the green square is larger than the yellow one. Theo gives Kim an intriguing clue involving emojis. Which month is indicated by the emojis? The emojis decode to spell "June." Kim and Theo encounter a maze with multiple paths. Can you identify the correct path leading to the castle? Starting from the destination and drawing the path makes route B the correct choice. Kim and Theo find themselves in a haunted castle's basement. They must choose a door as water fills the room. Which door is the least dangerous? The second door is the best option as they can swim over the corals due to the basement being submerged in water.
By Remie Lomiteng3 years ago in Humor
Urban Symphony and Love's Journey in "Cityscape Hearts"
Two souls set out on a voyage that would forever alter their fates in the midst of a bustling city where skyscrapers kissed the sky and the streets buzzed with the beat of life. This is the tale of Valentine and Moses, a love story that took place among the turbulence of contemporary society.
By MOSES @vocal3 years ago in Humor
The Great Banana Caper
Once upon a time in the quirky little town of Giggleville, there lived a peculiar character named Benny. Benny was known far and wide for his boundless sense of humor. He had an uncanny ability to find humor in the most mundane of situations, and his laughter was infectious. If you were feeling down, all you had to do was spend a few minutes with Benny, and your troubles would disappear in a cloud of giggles.
By Aynur Yusifova3 years ago in Humor
The Only Thing We Have to Meme are Memes Themselves. Top Story - August 2023.
I've been away for a while. In the past, I have authored a lot of short stories here, especially horror and sci-fi. I also write poetry. I have an FYI series entitled Top 10 Prophets, 👁👁 Prognosticators, & Visionaries. And last year, I compiled a slew of various memes, developing a kind of comedy series, long before Vocal created this glorious Humor Community.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡3 years ago in Humor
When Silence Speaks Louder
In the picturesque neighborhood where Purity had recently settled, every home seemed to be a haven of beauty and charm. These well-adorned residences were inhabited by equally stunning women who graced the streets with their elegance. Yet, amidst this enclave of loveliness, there was one woman who stood out; Rachel, the talkative tornado.
By Judith Okech3 years ago in Humor
From Brake to Breakthrough
Ah, the open road; a realm of endless possibilities, of wind in your hair and the hum of adventure beneath your wheels. Or, in the case of my dear friend Lucy, a place of nail-biting uncertainty, rule-following to the point of obsession, and one very unexpected collision.
By Judith Okech3 years ago in Humor
Towel Heist Shenanigans
Picture this: you stroll into your compound, your heart brimming with anticipation of the warm and enthusiastic welcome that awaits you. Yet, as you step through the gate, a disheartening realization strikes like a slap to the face – your beloved dogs are nowhere to be seen. They've forsaken their usual "Welcome Home!" ritual, and the silence feels as loud as an elephant in tap shoes.
By Judith Okech3 years ago in Humor
Tap-Turner Tails
In a cozy house on the outskirts of town, lived a man named Peter along with his two beloved German Shepherds, Max and Bella. These two four-legged companions were not your typical canines; they behaved as if they were characters straight out of a sitcom. Their antics, however, were about to plunge the household into a delightful cascade of laughter.
By Judith Okech3 years ago in Humor
Penny-Pinching Paradox
In the quaint town of Thriftville, lived a man named Maxwell. Maxwell had a reputation that transcended his name. He was known far and wide for his uncanny ability to squeeze every last drop of savings out of life's smallest corners. From water droplets to soap bubbles, no opportunity to cut costs escaped his eagle-eyed scrutiny.
By Judith Okech3 years ago in Humor
