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Fridge of Feelings
Jason Patel was a perfectly ordinary guy — a little messy, chronically single, and proudly addicted to microwave burritos. He lived in a one-bedroom apartment with two roommates: a houseplant named Steve (who was definitely dead), and his brand-new smart fridge, the “ChillMaster X7,” a voice-activated AI appliance that came with a discount because it was a “beta version.”
By NIAZ Muhammad7 months ago in Humor
How Not to Get Changed for a Gig
It was a Thursday, I think. I'd finished work at 3:30, thrown my guitar into the back of my Citroën C1, and grabbed Sam and his guitar from the office. We both worked at the same school, which made the whole thing feel even less rock and roll. There’s something uniquely jarring about trying to channel indie frontman energy when you were, less than an hour ago, reminding a six-year-old that glue sticks are not snacks.
By Ben Etchells-Rimmer7 months ago in Humor
Three EASY hacks to TRIPLE your productivity (That you can do RIGHT NOW!)
Let's face it: life today is more hectic and demanding than ever. Do you find yourself constantly behind? Watching your peers fly past you, reaching their goals and staying on the grind while you struggle to keep up? Do you want to supercharge your productivity, get more done and have more time to chase your dreams?
By James P.V. Miller7 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man Declares Independence from HOA, Crowns Himself Emperor of His Cul-De-Sac
Palm Breeze Estates, FL — A sleepy suburban neighborhood erupted into chaos Tuesday, after local resident Steve “Don’t Tread on My Lawn” Harkins declared independence from the Palm Breeze Homeowners Association and crowned himself Emperor of the Cul-de-Sac.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Where the ‘P’ dad Sings, and the phone denies access to binge
On the day of the 17th of July. Everything became too loud. The police siren. The music my sister in law was playing. The sound whilst they scored the paper and moved the tool across the wall, erasing what we were all tired of seeing. It was annoying. All of it, without internet access.
By Caitlin Charlton7 months ago in Humor
What Are Nootropics
In a world that demands peak mental performance, the quest for enhanced cognitive function has led many to explore a category of substances known as nootropics. Commonly referred to as “smart drugs,” nootropics are supplements or compounds believed to improve memory, focus, creativity, motivation, and overall brain function. But with increasing popularity comes the need for a deeper understanding of how they work, their actual effectiveness, and their safety.
By DigitalAddi7 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria and the Case of the Grand Prize Sandwich
Miss Gloria Whitaker had never won anything in her life. Not a spelling bee. Not a game of bingo. Not even the church raffle that had only seven entries. She was the type of woman who played for the joy of participation, always cheered for others, and said things like, “Winning isn’t everything, darling. Sometimes it’s just about showing up in your best pearls.”
By Muhammad Sabeel7 months ago in Humor
