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Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 11: “The As Expected Approach.”
Every family has that one member who doesn’t just live life, they tactically maneuver through it like a general at war. In ours, that title belongs to Uncle Hasan. Whether it’s avoiding chores at a party or steering a shopping trip like a financial strategist, the man has a move for every scenario.
By Mohammadreza Gholami9 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 10: “Uncle Hasan’s Eid Shopping Masterclass”
Every family has that one person who turns routine events into a masterclass in psychological strategy. In ours, that person is Uncle Hasan, a man who could outwit a chess champion while playing Uno and still convince you it was your idea.
By Mohammadreza Gholami9 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 9: “The Art of the Fashionably Late”
My cousin was telling me another classic story about the legendary Uncle Hasan—who, by now, you’ll know isn’t just a man; he’s a walking, talking survival manual for daily life. His genius isn’t in gadgets or degrees—no, Uncle Hasan’s brilliance lies in navigating everyday situations with the cunning of a fox and the grace of a seasoned diplomat.
By Mohammadreza Gholami9 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 7: “Uncle Hasan’s Supermarket Masterclass”
I used to think I was pretty smart with money—until I went shopping with Uncle Hasan. It all started one ordinary afternoon. I came home carrying a couple of grocery bags, proud of myself for getting everything on the list. But the moment Uncle Hasan saw them, he let out a long, world-weary sigh, the kind only seasoned veterans of household economics can produce.
By Mohammadreza Gholami9 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 6: “Shopping? That’s Psychological Warfare!”
This is another useful and applicable strategy from Uncle Hasan that is very useful in everyday life. This one came from Auntie herself. She once sat us down during a family gathering, shaking her head with a mix of pride and disbelief as she said, “Your Uncle Hasan doesn’t just shop. He strategizes. Every trip to the store is a full-on psychological operation.”
By Mohammadreza Gholami9 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 4: "Strategic Anger, Sweet Results"
Everyone in our family has had at least one unforgettable encounter with Uncle Hasan the Elder, a man whose temper was unpredictable, whose logic was twisted yet effective, and whose ability to control any situation was nothing short of legendary.
By Mohammadreza Gholami9 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 4: "How to Eat Like a Guest, Not a Fool"
To know Uncle Hasan the Elder is to understand that eating in his presence was not just a basic biological need, it was a performance. A ceremony. A tactical mission that, if done wrong, could earn you a lecture before dessert.
By Mohammadreza Gholami9 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 3: The Night Football Lost to a Soap Opera.
To help you get to know Uncle Hasan the Elder a little better, here’s a story that perfectly captures his mix of unexpected wisdom, fierce loyalty to his TV schedule, and total resistance to modern logic.
By Mohammadreza Gholami9 months ago in Humor
The Emergency That Wasn't on the GPS
The Emergency That Wasn't on the GPS One Car Ride, Two Cheeks, and No Dignity By Joey Raines Description: It was supposed to be a calm Sunday night drive. Then came a sudden announcement that turned everything upside down. Between quick thinking, awkward suggestions, and a very unexpected street surprise, one couple finds themselves in the middle of a totally unplanned, completely hilarious adventure. This true story shows that love is sometimes tested in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways.
By Joey Raines9 months ago in Humor
