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BREAKING: Local Man Successfully Parallel Parks on First Try, Immediately Vaporizes in Blaze of Glory
The Event That Shook Humanity It began like any other Thursday morning. The sun rose, coffee brewed, and traffic clotted itself into the arteries of the city. Yet on a quiet downtown street, history unfolded in a way no one could have anticipated.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Safari Jokes: Roaring Laughs for Every Explorer
When people think of safaris, they usually imagine majestic lions, curious elephants, and breathtaking landscapes. But what if we add a little humor to the mix? Safari jokes are the perfect way to lighten the mood and share a laugh while celebrating the wonders of the wild.
By JokeJester5 months ago in Humor
Lost in Translation: Funny Stories from Everyday Life
There is something hilarious about words betraying us. One moment you feel confident, the next you are staring at a phrase that makes no sense at all. Sometimes the mistake is innocent, sometimes it is embarrassing, and every now and then it becomes a story you keep retelling years later.
By Molly Gibson5 months ago in Humor
HISTORICAL DEEP DIVE: Archaeologists Conclude the Ancient Civilization That Built Stonehenge Was Just Very Bad at Jenga
For centuries, scholars, mystics, and travel bloggers have debated the origins of Stonehenge. Was it a calendar? A sacred site? A giant rock-based IKEA project missing half the instructions?
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
How to Achieve Inner Peace by Ignoring All Your Problems (and Maybe Faking Your Own Death)
Are you tired of stress? Exhausted by the relentless grind of responsibility, bills, and that one coworker who insists on “circle-back” meetings about nothing? You’re not alone... Millions of people struggle daily with the crushing weight of reality.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Step by step
They told me to think of my recovery like assembling Ikea furniture: one confusing piece at a time, a handful of Allen keys I didn’t know I owned, and a manual that might as well be written in ancient Swedish. I remember standing in the physiotherapy room, two parallel bars glinting under fluorescent light, and feeling like a man who had shown up to a dance-off with two left feet and a broken rhythm.
By LUNA EDITH5 months ago in Humor
She is cute with Sniffing Laugh
Love is blind, they say. But what they don’t tell you is that sometimes love has really good hearing. It was a Friday evening, and the city lights were glowing like a million fireflies. Inside a little car cruising down the boulevard, a young couple was enjoying what looked like the perfect date. She was stunning—hair glowing in the streetlight, eyes sparkling, smile as delicate as a painting. He, of course, was busy thinking: Wow. I really scored the jackpot.
By Life Hopes5 months ago in Humor
TECH REVIEW: The Check Engine Light Does Not Mean Your Engine is “On”
At The Pompous Post™, we pride ourselves on keeping our readers informed about the latest technological breakthroughs. Last month we reviewed the cutting-edge “Toaster 2.0,” which can not only toast bread but also your hopes and dreams. This week, we turn our gaze to a truly revolutionary innovation: the Check Engine Light.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
No Such Thing As A Fish Podcast. Top Story - September 2025.
The No Such Thing As A Fish podcast proves that there is still a receptive audience for narrative, informational, and hilariously funny indie podcasts. This superb show swims in shark-infested waters as large podcast networks pack their show rosters with either celebrity-driven interview shows (cheap to do) or true-crime shows that take a more performative than investigative (also cheap to do).
By Frank Racioppi5 months ago in Humor
Getting Away from My Wife
In the hierarchy of men, there are Alpha and Beta, and there’s me, the next letter of the Greek alphabet–a Gamma male. Too shy to lead, but too proud to follow. Dodging conflict but quietly convinced I’m right. Rigorously avoiding sports but wanting to get a good kick in every once in a while. To sum it all up, I love the thrill of defiance.
By Scott Christenson🌴5 months ago in Humor










