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Getting Away from My Wife
In the hierarchy of men, there are Alpha and Beta, and there’s me, the next letter of the Greek alphabet–a Gamma male. Too shy to lead, but too proud to follow. Dodging conflict but quietly convinced I’m right. Rigorously avoiding sports but wanting to get a good kick in every once in a while. To sum it all up, I love the thrill of defiance.
By Scott Christenson🌴5 months ago in Humor
The Secret Lives of Garden Gnomes: What They’re Really Doing When You’re Asleep
For centuries, mankind has slept soundly under the false assumption that their gardens are tranquil places. Quiet sanctuaries of flora, chirping crickets, and maybe a bunny or two, nibbling on carrots. But recent evidence uncovered by The Pompous Post™ investigative team (me, one pair of binoculars, and a suspiciously long summer evening) has revealed the shocking truth: your garden gnomes aren’t innocent ceramic ornaments.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Nothing about Australia is normal!
“Gidday mate!” “Howzit goin'?” These would be typical greetings you might receive when arriving on the fair shores of the land of Oz. Not to be confused with the Wizard of OZ, Australia is populated by a breed of animal called Aussies. Some people think the typical Aussie, if there is one, is weirder than the Wizard of Oz characters.
By Calvin London5 months ago in Humor
Rotary Jokes: Spinning Laughter Around Every Corner
Rotary jokes may sound like they’re all about machines, gears, and motors, but they go far beyond that. From clever wordplay to funny spins on everyday life, rotary humor can brighten conversations, add a spark to events, and even lighten the mood in classrooms or workplaces.
By JokeJester5 months ago in Humor
BREAKING: Nation’s Grandmas Unite, Declare War on “Unsatisfyingly Thin” Restaurant Napkins
A Crisis at the Dinner Table For decades, Americans have tolerated flimsy restaurant napkins that disintegrate at the first sight of soup, shred beneath the weight of barbecue sauce, and provide less absorbency than a damp Kleenex. But no more.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
How to Style Blue Paintings in Minimalist and Modern Homes
When it comes to interior design, color is more than just an aesthetic choice—it sets the tone, mood, and energy of a space. Blue, in particular, has long been a favorite among homeowners and designers alike. From calm ocean hues to deep navy tones, blue paintings bring both serenity and sophistication to a room. For those who lean toward minimalist and modern home décor, styling blue artwork can elevate a space without overwhelming it.
By Haider Ali5 months ago in Humor
EXCLUSIVE: Local Man’s Wi-Fi Network “FBI Surveillance Van #4” Finally Gets a Knock on the Door From the Actual FBI
For seven years, residents of a quiet cul-de-sac in Des Moines lived in the shadow of a running gag. It wasn’t a neighborhood watch, or a barking dog, or even the HOA’s obsession with measuring lawn length to the millimeter. No, the source of both pride and suspicion was a Wi-Fi network named “FBI Surveillance Van #4.”
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
