Sarcasm
From Brake to Breakthrough
Ah, the open road; a realm of endless possibilities, of wind in your hair and the hum of adventure beneath your wheels. Or, in the case of my dear friend Lucy, a place of nail-biting uncertainty, rule-following to the point of obsession, and one very unexpected collision.
By Judith Okech2 years ago in Humor
Towel Heist Shenanigans
Picture this: you stroll into your compound, your heart brimming with anticipation of the warm and enthusiastic welcome that awaits you. Yet, as you step through the gate, a disheartening realization strikes like a slap to the face – your beloved dogs are nowhere to be seen. They've forsaken their usual "Welcome Home!" ritual, and the silence feels as loud as an elephant in tap shoes.
By Judith Okech2 years ago in Humor
Tap-Turner Tails
In a cozy house on the outskirts of town, lived a man named Peter along with his two beloved German Shepherds, Max and Bella. These two four-legged companions were not your typical canines; they behaved as if they were characters straight out of a sitcom. Their antics, however, were about to plunge the household into a delightful cascade of laughter.
By Judith Okech2 years ago in Humor
Penny-Pinching Paradox
In the quaint town of Thriftville, lived a man named Maxwell. Maxwell had a reputation that transcended his name. He was known far and wide for his uncanny ability to squeeze every last drop of savings out of life's smallest corners. From water droplets to soap bubbles, no opportunity to cut costs escaped his eagle-eyed scrutiny.
By Judith Okech2 years ago in Humor
Inflation Follies
In a land where the cost of living had soared to heights that even airplanes would envy, the people decided to throw a carnival to celebrate their financial acrobatics. It was a glorious spectacle of laughter, where the citizens collectively shrugged at their bills, looked at their bank accounts, and said, "Well, this is a circus!"
By Judith Okech2 years ago in Humor
Are We Out of F*cks Yet?. Top Story - August 2023. Content Warning.
Disclaimer: I use the word “fuck” fairly often in private conversation, and quite loudly on occasion. (Just ask Pam.) I also use various terms that relate to fellatio and incest, and both male and female genitalia. I'm reasonably sure that I've used “The 'F' Word” somewhere in my Vocal stories. This is a satirical look at the growing prevalence of the term in stories I read on this platform. It may cost me some friends. It's bound to cause some resentment. All I can ask is that you read it with your sense of humor active. If you make it to the end (Don't cheat, dammit!) you might even find a fun little surprise.
By Dana Crandell2 years ago in Humor
The Pokey Gift List For Ex-Presidents That Shows You Care
After twenty-five years working in corrections and law enforcement and the past three years working around the prison system, a prison is a horrible place. They aren’t meant to be Shangrala. One of the boys is already knee-deep in felonious indictments and the other one is being investigated for a laundry list of crimes relating to his time in office.
By Jason Ray Morton 2 years ago in Humor
Challenge me to write #100 things in 20 minutes?!
Edit: Correction of grammatical and spelling errors. Alright, let's go on and see about this challenge that Judey made. 100 thoughts in 20 minutes? Doesn't sound too bad. Hopefully by the end of it I won't have too many thoughts that are overly similar. I got my cellphone right next to me, with the timer set.
By Thavien Yliaster2 years ago in Humor
Mega Millions Jackpot Hits $1.2 Billion.. Content Warning.
Mega Millions Jackpot Hits $1.2 Billion. The Mega Millions jackpot has hit an all-time high of $1.2 billion, making it the largest lottery jackpot in U.S. history. The drawing for the jackpot will take place on Tuesday, August 2, 2023.
By Punit kumar3 years ago in Humor
