Satire
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
By Nadeem Shah Let me start by saying this: I never intended to become the subject of an office-wide meme. I’m a normal guy. I drink my coffee, meet my deadlines, and generally try to avoid public humiliation. But fate, fluorescent lighting, and one very poorly placed power cord had other plans for me.
By Nadeem Shah 7 months ago in Humor
When Gary the Goat Decided He Was a Lawyer… and Represented Me in Goblin Court.
Part 1: I swear I didn’t plan on hiring a goat. I just wanted the amulet. A simple heist. In and out. Grab the cursed thing, don’t touch anything glowing, and definitely don’t engage the local goblin authority.
By Muhammad Wisal7 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Aliens Land on Earth, Discover Reality TV and Top 40 Music, Immediately Leave Forever
🚨 THIS JUST IN: At approximately 2:43 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, a gleaming alien mothership entered Earth’s atmosphere with peaceful intent, a message of hope, and several thousand years of interstellar wisdom. But by 2:58 p.m., it had already left... Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Fridge of Feelings
Jason Patel was a perfectly ordinary guy — a little messy, chronically single, and proudly addicted to microwave burritos. He lived in a one-bedroom apartment with two roommates: a houseplant named Steve (who was definitely dead), and his brand-new smart fridge, the “ChillMaster X7,” a voice-activated AI appliance that came with a discount because it was a “beta version.”
By NIAZ Muhammad7 months ago in Humor
Three EASY hacks to TRIPLE your productivity (That you can do RIGHT NOW!)
Let's face it: life today is more hectic and demanding than ever. Do you find yourself constantly behind? Watching your peers fly past you, reaching their goals and staying on the grind while you struggle to keep up? Do you want to supercharge your productivity, get more done and have more time to chase your dreams?
By James P.V. Miller7 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man Declares Independence from HOA, Crowns Himself Emperor of His Cul-De-Sac
Palm Breeze Estates, FL — A sleepy suburban neighborhood erupted into chaos Tuesday, after local resident Steve “Don’t Tread on My Lawn” Harkins declared independence from the Palm Breeze Homeowners Association and crowned himself Emperor of the Cul-de-Sac.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING (AND SO ARE YOUR PANTS)
WHEN THE COSMOS MEETS CARBS Scientists tell us the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, fueled by mysterious forces like dark energy. And honestly? I would have to agree... Except in my case, the mysterious force is extra queso and that ill-advised third chimichanga. Cosmic inflation, they call it. Cute. Meanwhile, my jeans are experiencing catastrophic waistband failure, and astronomers aren’t writing papers about that. Forget black holes; the real singularity is your belly button after you polish off a family-size nacho platter “because it was on special.”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
