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New Road Safety Superhero
General rules In addition to regulations and advice contained in the following section, further rules applying to pedestrians can be found throughout The Myway Code. Simply cross out the word ‘car’, ‘lorry’ or ‘horse’ and replace it with ‘person’ until you are struck by the sheer banality of the exercise in particular, or modern life in general.
By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor
How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
The Great Barf Scandal of Morninglight
It started like any other day: The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I—Valentina, Queen of the Desert Kingdom—was absolutely starving.
By Cindi Unger8 months ago in Humor
The Pompous Post™: Established in 1799 (Over Soup)
It is with great pride, zero citation, and a healthy disregard for factual accuracy that we unveil the true origin story of The Pompous Post™. Long before algorithms and influencers sullied the written word, before social media turned public discourse into an Olympic-level mudslinging contest, and yes, even before someone thought it wise to refrigerate kale, there was a spark — a duel — and a bowl of soup.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Trump vs. His Reflection: The Great Gaslight Gambit. Content Warning.
Scene: Mar-a-Lago, early morning. Trump stands shirtless in silk boxers, glaring into the gilded bathroom mirror. The lighting is golden. The ego, even more so. Outside the mirror: aging skin, combed-over defiance. Inside the mirror: his reflection wears a smug smirk… and a tight white shirt that reads in bold red letters: “I ❤️ L.A.”
By Jeff Olen8 months ago in Humor
Welcome to The Pompous Post™
Welcome to The Pompous Post™ — Satire for the Soulfully Unhinged Greetings, traveler. If you’ve somehow wandered into this digital cul-de-sac of comedic commentary by accident, fear not... you are among friends. Possibly disturbed friends, yes… but still friends. You have stumbled into a corner of the internet where logic takes a backseat, sarcasm rides shotgun, and satire drives directly into traffic. Seatbelts are voluntary!
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Trump vs. His Reflection: An ICEy Reception. Content Warning.
[Scene: Mar-a-Lago bathroom. Trump storms in, red-faced, fists clenched. He’s clutching his phone. The mirror shows Reflection Trump—this time wearing a full gas mask and holding a bright pink sign that simply reads: “NO ICE IN LA.” The Reflection leans casually against the glass.]
By Jeff Olen8 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter . Top Story - June 2025.
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡8 months ago in Humor
Writer’s block. Top Story - June 2025.
It occurred to me that, at this point in time and due to the current circumstances, I should record an account of the facts that have transformed my existence as I knew it.
By Susan Fourtané 8 months ago in Humor
My Dinner with an Android
Note: Okay, I know that many of you may have never seen the Louis Malle classic, but I thought I could make some of you smile with my shortened take on a classic film about two friends discussing life over a very long meal.
By Kendall Defoe 8 months ago in Humor
Introducing the Thought Transcribe Tool™
Have you ever noticed you write your best work in your head before you fall asleep? Do you lie awake in bed for ages, writing full, award-winning stories in your mind, only to find you’ve forgotten almost everything when you wake up?
By Sandy Gillman8 months ago in Humor
US Air Force General Explains Why America's Bombers are Perfectly Safe
US Air Force General Buck Johnson held a press conference to reaffirm the USAF's unwavering faith in its decades old warplanes - days after cheap Ukraine drones decimated Russia's strategic bomber fleet.
By Scott Christenson🌴9 months ago in Humor