Satire
Manifesting a Better Life Using Only Expired Condiments and Positive Vibes
🌈 Welcome, seeker of shelf-stable enlightenment. You’ve tried it all: Vision boards. Journaling. Screaming into a crystal shaped like Gwyneth Paltrow. And yet… your life remains one existential pothole away from a full spiritual blowout. Well, what if I told you that the answer to your dreams isn’t in a self-help book or a TikTok tarot card? It’s in your fridge... In the door... Behind the pickles. Lurking with mysterious crust around the cap…
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Local Man Creates Religion Around Toast, Sparks Global Movement
It all began with a simple slice of sourdough. Fifty-two-year-old Dennis Mallard of Cheboygan, Michigan was preparing his usual breakfast — two slices of toast, lightly buttered, just a whisper of cinnamon — when he claims he received a “revelation.” As the second slice popped up, Dennis saw what he described as “a divine shimmer” across the crust.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
The Worst (Active) Creator On Vocal. Content Warning.
Introduction This is meant to be a bit of humour, and I am definitely not down, although it is something I am aware of. This is only true because of the number of stories, poems, articles and things that I publish, and this is what the statistics say.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 8 months ago in Humor
