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The Cogsmith’s Report. Top Story - February 2025.
The Cogsmith adjusted the brass cranial halo, tightening the screws until Bertie felt a dull ache in his temples. “Immersion requires sacrifice,” he croaked, a phrase Bertie had heard far too often. The Cogsmith strapped Bertie onto the inclined plane, its wooden frame creaking under his weight. A complicated system of pulleys and gears, powered by a hissing steam boiler in the corner, connected to the halo. The Cogsmith attached a conical metal visor over Bertie’s eyes, then spun a valve.
By Ian Vince12 months ago in Humor
The Prosperity of Emperor Trumpendous
In the resplendent and enlightened age of Emperor Trumpendous, whose genius illuminated the land like a candle thrown into a gas explosion, the people of the Glorious Republic found themselves in an unparalleled era of prosperity—at least, this was the official decree.
By Ben Soto12 months ago in Humor
Varicocele: Causes, Symptoms, and Natural Remedies for Relief
Varicoceles, which resemble varicose veins that can occur in the legs, are conditions where the veins in the scrotum, specifically the pampiniform plexus, enlarge. These veins are responsible for carrying oxygen-depleted blood from the testicles and can cause discomfort and fertility issues. Treatment for varicocele is a subject of concern for men who have this prevalent illness. Scrotal vein enlargement is a characteristic of a varicocele, which can cause pain and perhaps interfere with fertility. This blog will provide you with a thorough overview of varicoceles by going through its common symptoms, causes, and at-home treatment with varicocele natural remedies.
By Bharathomeopathy12 months ago in Humor
List of the Top #20 Reasons (I'm Guessing) People Complain About Public Breastfeeding. Content Warning.
Well, the malcontents have been malcontent-ing long enough without much-needed exposure, so I am granting them a story spotlight out of my invaluable time for all of five minutes.
By The Dani Writer12 months ago in Humor
The Lion Meme 🦁👑
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ I'm _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another droll edition of Meme-ing Madness! Since I'm a force of nature and a Top Contributor in the Humor Community, I assume no further introduction is necessary.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The Silent Town
Daniel Carter had traveled to many places in search of unusual stories, but nothing compared to what he had heard about Ravenshade—a town where no one spoke.
By Hridoy Hasanabout a year ago in Humor
Restore America's Health Again - Unveiling the 5 GreatestThreats
Curious readers, patriots, and fellow skeptics of the official narrative, it's time to expose the forces threatening the health and freedom of every American. Forget what your doctor, the CDC, or "science" tells you - here are the real forces behind the unprecedented decline in our nation's health.
By Scott Christenson🌴about a year ago in Humor
Stuck on You!
Troma movies are universally derided as the cinematic equivalent of a rancid, slop-heavy meat sandwich and a bottle of Night Train. It's the kind of stuff a vagrant might scrape together enough change to buy at the Quick-E-Mart to keep him going until the soup kitchen opens back up for lunch. Their audience, we assume, are pimply overweight Simpsons characters come to life, who collect semen-splattered back issues of Hustler and spend an inordinate amount of time with one hand jammed up their nose, the other buried in a bag of Cheetos.
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Humor
When You See a Sign, Follow Where It Memes
Hey, there! I'm.... _______Lightning Bolt⚡ 👋😁⚡ This is a Brand-New January 31st, 2025 edition of Meme-ing Madness!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
Shits to Fucks
Shits to Fucks: The Definitive Guide to Quantifying Life’s Burdens Disclaimer: This piece is meant for humorous and satirical purposes. No offense is intended—it is loosely based on a question my husband asked me when I used one of the terms, and he asked for a conversion table for clarification. Please read with a sense of humor!
By Xine Segalasabout a year ago in Humor
The Complex Journey of Self-Worth, Exploitation, and Redemption
In today’s globalized and hyper-connected world, individual stories often reflect larger societal shifts. This article explores the journey of a young woman who was drawn into the adult entertainment industry, her struggles with self-esteem, and her perspective on the broader impact of pornography on society. Her narrative sheds light on the complex interplay between personal insecurities, societal expectations, and exploitative systems, offering insights into the challenges and consequences of living in an increasingly sexualized culture.
By Sajjad Rana Hussainabout a year ago in Humor
Love or Love Bombing? How to Spot the Difference Before It Hits
Thus, I was right there, staying out of other people's affairs, looking at TikTok in my workout pants (clearly), when I ran over one more horrendously appealing 22-year-previous lifestyle mentor. In a voice so quiet that it could have been artificial intelligence produced, she talked about "affection besieging." I stopped mid-chomp of my basic reassurance chips, similar to, stand by a moment — what for the sake of generational injury is this?
By The Dreamer Faisalabout a year ago in Humor