Wit

My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part IV
Moroccan Hollywood Awaits Biggest Production Yet with Filming of the Musical Jason and the Arganauts Set to Begin Soon Native Moroccan Anouar Hajoui aka DJ Cut Killer Will Write and Score the Film’s Musical Numbers
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
BE BUG AWARE
It is starting to get cooler here in Britain and typically, a lot of creatures look for different places to hide themselves when the weather changes. Not all of these are welcome.
By Rachel Deeming2 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part III
Setting the Record Straight - I Have No Ties to the Moroccan Government or Any Financial Interests in the Argan Oil Business
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
"The Perils of Procrastination: A Comedic Exploration of Delayed Responsibilities"
We've all been there. It's a bright, sunny day, and you've got a mountain of tasks to tackle. Your to-do list stares at you like a judgmental owl, silently accusing you of being the ultimate procrastinator. But fear not, fellow procrastinators, for in the world of delayed responsibilities, there is humor to be found!
By Ink Mystic2 years ago in Humor
Little Slashes.
I still can't understand why after getting it so good the first time around, my parents decided to try for more children, three times!
By Esther Boluwatife Bonojo2 years ago in Humor
A Letter to Them Vocal Judges. Top Story - September 2023.
*Author's note: This entire thing is one big joke. I say all this with the most lighthearted of comments. This is meant to be a funny work of almost-fiction portraying my inner child that gets pouty when I don't get what I want. I mean no offense to anyone. Enjoy, because this is go'n be a wild ride.*
By Chloe2 years ago in Humor
New Faux News, Inc 5/5/23
New Faux News, Inc A global news organizan hell bent on finding out the truth… at any cost!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
Boomer Teaching Moments
I admit it- I am that Boomer that watches Facebook Reels, further ruining the platform for the Gen-Alphabet kids. But I enjoy it and I learn things: like who KNEW that the Dollar Tree had stuff that can be hot glued to other stuff to create even more stuff? And whoever thought about making videos about it? Genius.
By Judey Kalchik 2 years ago in Humor
THE CONFESSION
Standing in the class for something wrong you have done, being disgraced by your beloved teacher, feeling embarrassed in front of all your friends, is the worst feeling, a nine-year-old child can have. Little David was facing the same exact situation, except this time, he had not done anything wrong.
By Pasindu S Yapa2 years ago in Humor
Tutor Position
Dear ______ Tutors, My name is ______, and (I'm applying for this job because I know a lot about teaching, which means I can be a great tutor. I honestly just need some extra cash because I can barely afford anything! Not even a freaking subway footlong.) I'm a Masters student at ______insert fancy college. I focus on leadership, creative development, post-production, and business models specifically designed for the creative sector. At heart, I'm a screenwriter and teacher who wants to know the business side of the entertainment industry. (Business HA! Apparently, I can't even get my own finances in order.) I would be a great asset to the _______ Tutors team because I value collaboration, creativity, and empathy. (I'm great at trauma bonding with others and forming a tight-knit team of hardworking individuals. I think outside of the box, maybe a little too outside the box. I'm also extremely sensitive.)
By M2 years ago in Humor
Late Night Talk Show Intern. Top Story - August 2023.
Dear Late Night Talk Show People, Oh God, I really want to work here. My name is _______, and I'm seeking internships in entertainment development. (Me tell stories) At heart, I'm a performer, actress, and screenwriter. I'm curious about the business side of the entertainment industry because I one day want to lead the creative department of a film/television production company. (Even though I don't want to be, I'm great in administrative roles, and I force myself to be highly organized.) My collaboration, empathy, and authenticity values make me a great asset to the Late Night Team. I'm a fast learner, like IDK how to prove this other than the fact my high school graduation rank was 9/500...I guess that doesn't really prove anything other than I'm a try-hard. BUT can confidently say that I'm fun and your team would like me.
By M2 years ago in Humor