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Rarest of All Moroccan Tree Goats Found
Author's preface: Those who are not familiar with my writings may not know that I have something of an obsession with argan oil. For some reason I find the Moroccan hair and beauty oil to be a source of endless comedic inspiration. So much so that I have published close to twenty stories now over the past three years which use argan oil as the main humorous element and plot point. For examples see here here here here here and here None of my writings are very popular, but my argan oil works rank among my least viewed or commented upon. It appears others do not necessarily find argan oil as hilarious as I do. That's OK and to be expected. I mean seriously, argan oil, wtf? How dumb of a thing is that to find funny? Great question, and yet for reasons I cannot explain, I do. In fact I am smiling and laughing to myself as I write these very words. Sometimes we write for others, and sometimes we write for ourselves. I rest content in the knowledge that someday the world will wake up to the truth. They will all realize what I have known for so long. Argan oil is just so damn funny! lol!
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles Part I
Author's preface: By popular demand and because I wanted to get these into Vocal's humor community which is where they belonged all along I will be republishing all 18 articles in my award winning series featuring argan oil, the world’s greatest hair and beauty oil, and Morocco’s trump card in their secret plot to control the worlds dwindling supply of hair oil reserves. If you are reading this you can’t say you were not warned. The series is presented in chronological order (or close enough) for the argan oil chronicles completist. Part I - The early years features some of my earliest forays into the exciting, humorous, and hair frizz free world of argan oil. Thank you country of Morocco for being such a good sport about the whole thing. I do very much admire your country and would love to visit someday. Enjoy!
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
The Only Thing We Have to Meme are Memes Themselves. Top Story - August 2023.
I've been away for a while. In the past, I have authored a lot of short stories here, especially horror and sci-fi. I also write poetry. I have an FYI series entitled Top 10 Prophets, 👁👁 Prognosticators, & Visionaries. And last year, I compiled a slew of various memes, developing a kind of comedy series, long before Vocal created this glorious Humor Community.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 years ago in Humor
The Cat Who Could Become a Master Chess Player
Houdini thinks I’m a fool for spending all that money on a kitten’s wall structure when all she needed was the curtains to climb up to the ceiling.
By Rene Volpi 2 years ago in Humor
Challenge me to write #100 things in 20 minutes?!
Edit: Correction of grammatical and spelling errors. Alright, let's go on and see about this challenge that Judey made. 100 thoughts in 20 minutes? Doesn't sound too bad. Hopefully by the end of it I won't have too many thoughts that are overly similar. I got my cellphone right next to me, with the timer set.
By Thavien Yliaster2 years ago in Humor
MY BANANA EXPERIENCE. Content Warning.
Ever had one of those moments where a simple interaction opens your eyes to something bigger? Well, that's exactly what happened to me when I met a young guy selling bananas. It might sound like a regular banana-buying story, but trust me, it's way more interesting than that.
By Emeka Mars2 years ago in Humor
Cheesy Facts + Fiction
This will be a mini series of facts and entertaining stories that engage the curiosity of cheese and some of its peculiar existence. I won't say in what order these events will happen in my delivery...that's the exciting part of exploring articles, you typically don't know what to expect. Let's see if you can decipher what is fact and fiction. If you're well-traveled or an internet scholar, perhaps you can identify the fun facts. Just don't spoil it for the rest of the audience.
By Char Chase2 years ago in Humor
A Most Fitting Wardrobe, My Liege. Runner-Up in Tales Retold Challenge.
Content Warning: Alcohol, minor language, and poignant sarcasm. *** Once, in a faraway land, there lived an Emperor. To his court, he was a good liege, and all his ministers loved him and fulfilled his wishes dutifully out of that love. Unfortunately, unlike previous tales, this story is not about him.
By Ian Read3 years ago in Humor
Mega Millions Jackpot Hits $1.2 Billion.. Content Warning.
Mega Millions Jackpot Hits $1.2 Billion. The Mega Millions jackpot has hit an all-time high of $1.2 billion, making it the largest lottery jackpot in U.S. history. The drawing for the jackpot will take place on Tuesday, August 2, 2023.
By Punit kumar3 years ago in Humor
But Can A.I. Do This?. Top Story - August 2023.
Artificial Intelligence is a hot topic. For industries it’s an asset that can get the job done faster and cheaper than any human can. For the workforce, it is a threat to our jobs, of course. Back when A.I. was only science fiction, we believed machines would take care of the dangerous, difficult, tedious and mundane jobs so that humanity could relax and spend more time creating. Sadly, this is not the case. A.I. has an increasing presence in the arts and entertainment industries while us humans continue to toil.
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Humor
Charlie the Talking Dog
Once upon a time, there was a dog named Charlie who was unlike any other dog. He had the ability to talk, and not just bark, but speak English fluently. Charlie's owner, a young boy named Timmy, was thrilled to have such an intelligent and entertaining pet.
By Joey Gervais 3 years ago in Humor
Stephen Wright's "Harold"
Steven Wright has written a book. It is a funny book. It would have to be for such a man. He is a comedian who has mastered the art of the punchline, instantly quotable and brilliant. It is called ''Harold''.
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Humor