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"Intimidation" - The Best Way To Describe "MY - self", you can ask any person OUTSIDE!
Here IS a list of all the POSITIVES I have - for a relationship lasting "49 years"! I yell - positive! I cook - positive!
By 365poetry22 days ago in Poets
Harpoon to the Heart
how do you explain the explicitly unexplainable? the mystery (a parable) the feeling of love. like there’s a map from above?
By Amos Glade22 days ago in Poets
The Talking Fish
They see a man corded muscles so tight they bind him and pull his skeleton into poses a fisherman bent over the haul .
By Justin Keeling23 days ago in Poets
Do Not Touch the Roses
Public Announcement DO NOT TOUCH THE ROSES If you are the one of many people that has been picking these roses on the grounds of the owner, please stop immediately.
By Gregory Payton23 days ago in Poets
(sighs) I'm different - I am, are you??
He stared at me, I know he thought I said something - but.. I don't know, I need friends!? I don't know why it's difficult to explain - "NOT" being ATTRACTIVE!?
By 365poetry23 days ago in Poets
A perfect mistake
The trees were whistling as the winds swayed, and the badgers flew as the mice preyed. A river ran backwards and the ocean's fish flew, the birds swam deep as the rocks and stones grew.
By Liam Storm23 days ago in Poets
Official Notice: Preservation of the Heart
Attention. This is an official notice to all residents of the inner landscape. Your heart requires daily inspection. Neglect may lead to quiet corrosion, unnoticed at first, creeping through thoughts like fog through a forest.
By Sound and Spirit24 days ago in Poets
Bring on the clowns
Dear voter attention sit up and take note Of this public announcement for next time you vote Instead of a candidate choice when you poll
By Raymond G. Taylor24 days ago in Poets
Smart phones, Humans and Aliens.. Top Story - January 2026.
WARNING. I will be tapping into one of your favorite creative tensions: The absurdity of humans worshipping their glowing rectangles as if they were tiny oracles. There’s something deliciously poetic about that contradiction, and it lends itself beautifully to an instructive proviso.
By Novel Allen25 days ago in Poets
NOTICE OF CONTINUED OPERATIONAL STATUS — UNITED STATES FEDERAL POLICY
This document hereby declares that enforcement actions of Department of Homeland Security remain in effect. All relevant agencies are instructed
By Cadma25 days ago in Poets
You Need Good Bait To Catch This Fish
You Need Good Bait To Catch This Fish You do not throw a wish into the water, You study the tide and the patient pull beneath.
By Marie381Uk 26 days ago in Poets
Used the PR-Word! Good-Good
a good good point the people a good good point the call a good good point the "well" person a good good point all PR, good-good
By K.A. Smith26 days ago in Poets