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ATTENTION, PLEASE
Attention, please— but not too much. This is not a clearance sale. Kindly stop giving attentionto everything that moves,
By MD AHOSUN Ullah Talukder 14 days ago in Poets
So I Was "Reading", Can The Word "How" Mean "WHY" - Two "Beings" Together, No Separation Of Questions Or Reason - Huh!!??
So, for every why, let's use the "INDEX" finger! So, for every how, let's use the "MIDDLE", little finger! Married "FINGER", I'm being naughty today - you know I'm GAY!
By 365poetry14 days ago in Poets
2026 "January" Problems: "Multi-Aisle, Medium-To-Large Single-Aisle".... Whatever Man, I'm Team "Russo" - Everyday!
I don't know what to do!? I've been "in-love" with you since '14', or was it fourteen!? Girl please, I ain't that "stupid"!
By 365poetry14 days ago in Poets
Notice, Me
a notice is given here today please, accept that there is nothing more to say we’ve decided to inform note, decision had us torn
By Lyrical Logic14 days ago in Poets
There Will Be No Execution Today
Hear ye, hear ye Harken to me as I say There's been issued a stay There will be no execution today What seemed so obvious a case
By Matthew J. Fromm14 days ago in Poets
The Measure
Immediately fun with waived metal with edges all sharp! Rudely swing it, stays and like a sword, slice! Like a knight,
By K.A. Smith15 days ago in Poets
"Foreclosure Notice" - What Would You Do To Never Live On The Street, What Exactly - It's A Big World, It Is???
It was 1998, perhaps 1968 - he said this is what his parents did, he will own the home - he will!! He said you can't tell me what to do!
By 365poetry15 days ago in Poets
Interstellar public notice / Transmission 7A07 Alpha-Gamma
Beep beep … Attention all sentient, semi-sentient, and tentatively curious life forms in nearby galaxies: This is a formal advisory regarding Planet Earth, otherwise known as the Third Rock from the Sun
By Susan Fourtané 15 days ago in Poets
You Never Noticed
Introduction This is very true of my situation on Vocal now A tongue-in-cheek piece about being unappreciated by employers. How many times have I handed in my notice and suddenly become an irreplaceable member of staff? It is quite amusing
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 16 days ago in Poets
The Sly One, The alley cat man
The Sly One, The alley cat man He walks where trouble likes to stay, In shadows, corners, out the way. A smile that hides what hands have done,
By Marie381Uk 16 days ago in Poets
The Discovery Button On Every Website Page!
So like every night you just stare! You don't even mention my name, not even a little bit - like hey chica, you mixed!?
By 365poetry16 days ago in Poets
PSA Issued by Upstate NY
ATTENTION RESIDENTS | This is your official notice that the sky has chosen violence. A blizzard is expected to arrive shortly,
By Annie16 days ago in Poets