PACO Calling TACO - 9
A followup to Andrew's arrest & Board of Peace meeting
This conversation happened on February 20, 2026, one day after the formerly prince Andrew was arrested in the UK and Trump held the inauguration meeting of this Board of Peace in Washington, DC.
"Hello, Donnie?"
"Hi, Vlad. What's up?"
"What do you mean, what's up? There's so much up I don't even know where to start."
"What do you mean, Vlad?"
"Just everything that is going on. First of all, remember our conversation yesterday? Do you still want me to do it?"
"To do what?"
"C'mon, Donnie, don't you remember? You asked me to take care of our friend prince, or formerly prince, Andrew so that he doesn't expose us."
"Really? I asked you to do that???" [horrified]
"Really, Donnie? Sometimes, I wonder if you are acting like this because of plausible deniability or because you really don't remember."
"I really don't remember asking you anything about Andrew. Must be long COVID. COVID is a bitch, Vlad. I really don't remember a lot of things recently."
"Oh, wow, you've noticed that, Donnie? And you really think it's long COVID?" [to the side, "or dementia?"]
"What else can it be? I used to have excellent memory and now I forget a lot of things. Must be long COVID, what else can it be? But don't tell anyone, or they'll eat me alive."
"Who?"
"The media, if they get the snuff of this. They are my enemies, Vlad, always trying to get anything and everything against me."
"Oh, I see."
"Did you ever have COVID, Vlad? COVID is a bitch. Makes you forget things. And all those headaches! Did you ever have it, Vlad?"
"I can't confirm or deny that I've had. Anyway, do you want my help with Andrew or not?"
"Let's wait and see. We'll see what happens. So, you didn't have COVID? I'm not surprised, as you are always so careful about your health." [dreamily]
"I'm doing alright." [pretend humble]. "So, how was your Peace Council meeting yesterday?"
"Piece what?"
"Oh, c'mon Donnie, your Peace alliance, whatever you are calling it these days."
"Ah, the Board of Peace you mean. It's like a corporate board of directors, but for peace. Board of Peace. It went fine, really. I wish you joined it, didn't you get my invitation?"
"I did and replied to it immediately."
"Yeah? I must have missed it. What did you say?"
"Officially, that we need clearer goals for this new venture and how we might fit in."
"U-hm, and unofficially?"
"Unofficially, I didn't like the goals, Donnie. I talked with Lukashenka yesterday and he also didn't like them. So it's a no from both of us. I also didn't like the membership fee, Donnie."
"Oh, really? What's a million bucks for you, especially for the good goal of rebuilding Gaza?"
"You'd have to pay ME a couple of billion to join your Board, Donnie."
"Oh, really? You understand that it's an investment opportunity, don't you, Vlad? I made Jared the president, he knows how to make money out of those things."
"Exactly! I don't need another corruption scandal, Donnie. It's bad optics for all of us. Besides, my people will never forgive me that I am spending a billion dollars on something frivolous during the time of war."
"Rebuilding Gaza is not frivolous, Vlad. It's peace building, Nobel-Prize-worthy peace building. Besides, it's an investment opportunity. All your friends joined. I liked that Tokayev guy, he is a good guy."
"Because he suggested the Board to be named after you?"
"Yes, and because he supported it by joining. Isn't he your friend too?"
"Not really. He acts like he is. But he is a tough cookie, and I'll never forgive him for what he said to me about Ukraine in public a couple of times."
"Oh, really? What did he say, Vlad?"
"Don't wanna be a gossip girl here. I need to go for a meeting now, but let's stay talking, Ok, Donnie?"
"You know I'd love that."
"Bye, Donnie."
"Bye, Vlad."
After hanging up, pushing the speaker call button to his assistant, "Please find out what president Tokayev of A-ber, oh no, Ka-zakh-stan told Vladimir Putin about Ukraine that could have offended Putin."
The previous story is here:
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Comments (4)
Long Covid, now that's funny. Typical narcissist! He's never taken responsibility for anything.
I saw clips of that meeting where Trump was allegedly asleep, lol. But was he really?
Now I had to figure out what that guy said. It is shameful that we are helping Ukraine and his Saudi connected son-in-law is involved.
Ah, keep your frenemies close! The ending is so Trump - and Putin. Continued prayers for the situation in the Ukraine to be solved.