Simon Aylward
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Undiscovered Irish Playwright and Poet - Seeker of eternal youth - Wannabe time traveller and believer in spiritual energies - Too many books to read, not enough time!
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Why I’m Starting my New Year’s Resolution to quit Alcohol a Month Early.
A couple of years back, I decided to give up alcohol the month before Christmas. Now, before you praise my stoic virtues, I’m ashamed to say my intentions were not actually based around permanent abstinence.
By Simon Aylward2 months ago in Motivation
Help Stray Cats in the Winter
I’m currently looking after three stray cats in my garden. This is due to their previous owner not giving a crap and choosing to leave them outside to fend for themselves. So if you read this previous owner, I would just like to say I think you are inhumane. Shame on you!
By Simon Aylward5 months ago in Petlife
Women are Amazing!
Before I begin. A short disclaimer … Although improving, my adherence to the political correctness of the modern age is sometimes lacking. So if anyone gets offended (which seems a popular trait these days) please feel free to call me out. Thank you!
By Simon Aylward5 months ago in Humans
I’m a ‘Catastrophist’ searching for a Cure.
Tomorrow, I have a meeting with my counselor to try and find a solution to my long-term problem of catastrophising. If I’m lucky, I might not have a serious accident on the way. But in my catastrophic mind, I’m afraid that’s already happened.
By Simon Aylward5 months ago in Psyche
