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Tongue In Groove
TONGUE IN GROOVE A STAND UP COMEDY ROUTINE BY: ANDREW C. MCDONALD Hey folks. I’m Andrew McDonald and I’m from Palm Bay. Ever heard of it? Central Florida on the East coast. Most people hear what they think you said so they pore the maps until they find Palm Beach. Well, never mind – less tourists cluttering up my town then. Still, as far as Palm Bay goes I’m here to tell you – I’ve looked around and sure enough there’s Palms all over the damn place – after all, it’s in Florida. But where the hell is the Bay? There’s a river – that’s easy to find by the smell CAUSE THAT THING STINKS, especially in the summer – but I haven’t found the bay yet. …
By Andrew C McDonald2 years ago in Humor
Myself and Vocal Investment. Top Story - October 2023.
Two lines of code inside a computer having an earnest conversation. Have you already invested? Vocal asked hopefully. I tried my best, but some misunderstandings have left me extremely flabbergasted. My investment is still pending, probably not gonna happen right now. I answered, feeling deflated and a bit sad.
By Novel Allen2 years ago in Humor
A Witches' Coven's Halloween Soiree
"Behold, Abracadabra!" With a graceful wave of the wand and a sprinkle of shimmering stardust, the room transformed into a celestial wonderland, bathed in the soft glow of floating, twinkling lights that moved to the ethereal strains of an otherworldly melody.
By Printique Studios2 years ago in Humor
Top Six Tricks to Being a Terrible AirBnB Guest. Top Story - September 2021.
My husband and I run an AirBnb on five acres in the Pacific Northwest that is also home to two dogs, one floppy-eared bunny, a plethora of ducks and chickens, a rescue aviary full of doves, finches, and quail, and a cat who fancies herself the queen of all of us. It is a labor of love that is equal parts insanity, joy, frustration, and laughter. Most of our guests are incredible, lovely people that we remember fondly. But it's the terrible guests who are seared forever in our memories. Here's how to be one...
By tmarie @unfunnyme2 years ago in Humor
You Say Potato, I say... Tortilla de Patatas (but i might be drunk)
Step 1 - Make an enourmous batch of Sangria. (Preferably enough to get an entire football team drunk.) Spanish fútbol though, because I'm talking about Spanish tortilla, which incidentally, has nothing to do with tortillas made of corn or flour, which I admit is terribly confusing but in Spain a torta is cake and a little torta is a tortilla, see? And the thing I'm talking about is a— drumroll please...
By tmarie @unfunnyme2 years ago in Humor
Mathematical Modeling of the Written Universe
The Friedmann equation and the expanding universe Alexander Friedmann of Russia is credited with developing a dynamic equation for the expanding universe in the 1920s. At the same time Einstein, Willem de Sitter of the Netherlands, and Georges Lemaitre of Belgium were also working on equations to model the universe. Friedmann developed his version as a relativistic equation in the framework of general relativity, but the description used here, and (in our theoretical model presented below) applied to the written universe will be limited to a simplified, non-relativistic version based on Newton’s laws. Convenient forms of Friedmann’s equation with which to examine the expansion time and temperature for a big bang model of the actual universe are shown below
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
