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Health and Wellness satire, comedy, and all things satirical in the Longevity digital space.
Your Health Is Your Wealth: Small Habits, Big Impact
Introduction In today’s fast-paced digital world, we often ignore the very engine that drives us—our health. We prioritize deadlines, devices, and distractions, while our body quietly absorbs the pressure. But here’s a truth worth remembering: your health is the foundation of your success, happiness, and freedom. It’s time to invest in it, one small habit at a time.
By KAMRAN AHMAD7 months ago in Longevity
Got Extra Fat?
It all started with a discovery that didn’t seem particularly life-altering. A cosmetics company sponsoring research on human longevity figured out special properties of the cells that make up the outer human ear, scientifically known as Keratinized Stratified Squamous Epithelium (KSSE), or type of tissue characterized by multiple layers of flattened cells that are hardened and waterproofed by keratin. Specifically, KSSE have longer biological life and virtually do not age or form wrinkles.
By Lana V Lynx10 months ago in Longevity
When Love Meets Legacy: How Romantic Relationships Shape the Stories We Leave Behind
Introduction Love is not merely a fleeting emotion confined to a moment in time; it is the foundation upon which legacies are built. When two lives intertwine in romance, they create a narrative that extends far beyond their immediate relationship. Their love becomes a thread woven into the broader tapestry of family traditions, artistic expressions, memories, and cultural identities. In this exploration, we reflect on how romantic relationships shape the stories we leave behind, touching every aspect of our lives—from the intimate corners of home to the grand stages of art and collective memory.
By Mysteries with Professor Jahani10 months ago in Longevity
Now Hiring: Aripiprazole Administerer. Honorable Mention in The Life-Extending Conundrum Challenge.
Would you believe that the key to eternal life wasn’t a holy grail, or a fountain spring, or even God himself? It came from roundworms. Well not exactly, but it was through roundworms that the key was discovered – in 2022, Jiang, et al, by running tests on the parasites, discovered that “The clinically approved antipsychotic aripiprazole holds potential as a novel anti-aging drug.”
By E. L. Stacy10 months ago in Longevity
The Bondage of Immortech
”Kerry, you just changed the world.” Paul Kerry blinks. Then he dares to smile. But only for a flash. “No. Listen everybody, this is…. Hell, this feels like a miracle. But we need to run more tests. Log the final readouts and set everything back to zero. Start again from scratch.”
By Sam Spinelli10 months ago in Longevity
The Curse of Life. Content Warning.
"What do we say to the Lord of Death? 'Not today.'" - George R.R. Martin It was the quote that inspired Thea to find a way to 'beat' death, at least in a manner of speaking. She spent years recruiting willing participants to test her science and theories. Generally, the recruits were persons already nearing a visit from death, whether it be from age or illness. Their fear of dying made them willing participants, even though they knew it was a long shot... still that minuscule chance of it working kept them signing up despite failure after failure. Thea had become obsessed with breaking the curse of living, which was the inevitable reality of death lingering over everything. Her fear of death kept her from truly living life, as it did for many people as mortality weighed on their shoulders. This inspired her to seek a way to stop death... no matter the cost.
By Luna Verity10 months ago in Longevity
