Angela David
Bio
Writer. Creator. Professional overthinker.
I turn real-life chaos into witty, raw, and relatable reads—served with a side of sarcasm and soul.
Grab a coffee, and dive into stories that make you laugh, think, or feel a little less alone.
Stories (71)
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How to Survive a Relationship Without Throwing a Dish (Or Your Dignity)
Let’s cut the rom-com crap right now. Love isn't about kissing in the rain or whispering sweet nothings under fairy lights. It’s about surviving your partner's snoring, mysterious mood swings, and refusal to acknowledge that the toilet roll goes over, not under.
By Angela David10 months ago in Families
How to Survive a Quarter-Life, Midlife, and Existential Crisis—All Before Lunch
There I was—10:42 AM, crying into a lukewarm cup of coffee, Googling “how to run away from life without leaving your flat.” By noon, I’d questioned my career, my purpose, my haircut, and whether I should’ve been a forest ranger instead of… whatever this is. If you've ever had a breakdown before breakfast, congratulations—you might be doing life right.
By Angela David10 months ago in Humans
The Archive of Us
In the year 2179, humanity no longer mourned. We didn’t need to. The MindKeep Protocol had ensured that. With one simple neural implant, every memory—every face, every laugh, every heartbreak—was stored, categorized, and eternally accessible. No more grief. No more forgetting. No more pain of losing.
By Angela David10 months ago in Futurism
Confessions from the Senior Center: Viagra, Vaginas, and Why My Hip Replacement Was the Best Thing That Ever Happened to My Sex Life. Content Warning.
Listen. I’m 78 years old. My back hurts when I sneeze, I fall asleep during the news, and I once tried to microwave my dentures.
By Angela David10 months ago in Filthy
Menopause Gave Me Wrinkles, Rage, and a Mustache—So I Gave It Skincare, Sass, and SPF
Let’s get one thing straight: menopause didn’t politely knock on my door and say, “Hi, I’m here with some life changes.” No. It kicked the door down, threw my estrogen out the window, and left me with dry skin, hormonal chin hair, and the emotional stability of a raccoon on Red Bull.
By Angela David10 months ago in Blush
Unbroken: The Rise After the Wreckage
Part 1: The Fire They told you to keep quiet. Not with words, but with fists. With silence. With manipulation. With threats disguised as love. With guilt wrapped in a hug. With shame handed to you like a prize you never asked for.
By Angela DavidExclusive • 10 months ago
I Tried Saving Money as a Mom and All I Got Was This Crusty Fruit Snack in My Wallet
Here’s the deal: Before I became a mom, I thought I was bad with money. After becoming a mom? I realized I was actually doing great—because now I’m responsible for feeding, clothing, and entertaining tiny humans who think money grows in vending machines.
By Angela David10 months ago in Families
I Tried to Budget in 2025 and Accidentally Became a Financial Guru (Kind Of)
Let’s start with the truth: I googled “how to stop spending money like a drunk raccoon” and fell into the dark rabbit hole of finance TikToks, 72-tab budget spreadsheets, and an influencer named Derek who swears by “money manifestation.” Spoiler alert: Derek’s manifestation advice didn’t pay my electric bill.
By Angela David10 months ago in Trader
